All Me

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

me all day everyday: softer voices please

:) snapchat: vhrpx

i can’t be friends w/ ppl who are chill w/ a bug being in the room bc ‘it isn’t doing anything to you’ like i can’t be messing w/ that type of toxic mindset when I have love for myself

*has my feelings surgically removed*

S.C (via astound)

*acts clueless but actually knows what’s going on at all times*

he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying

When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass

this website pisses me off, everyones always like “space is so cool!” not its not, space is bullshit and i hate everything about it, i genuinely just saw the phrase “a black hole with a mass two billion times the mass of the sun” im so pissed off, shut the fuck up, dont patronise me scientists you know i dont know what the fuck that means, my sad little brain cant comprehend the mass of one sun let alone two fucking billion, i cant even count past 10 without getting confused and youre out here talking about the mass of two billion fucking suns, shut the hell up. and dont even get me started about black holes or the expansion of the universe because thats another two seperate rants entierly. oh and apparently theres a planet made of ice except the ice is also on fire??? yeah sure fucking thing, scientists. and this is just the shit i know about. i purposely dont research space because it pisses me off so much, god knows what other fucking bullshit exists out there that ive yet to read a fucking wikipedia article about. i dont think space is real, literally everything about space is so fucking fake, this is just some elaborate fucking practicle joke. two billion times the mass of the sun, fuck you

Imagine being an actual woman with 20+ years of political experience who has been the actual secretary of state being told that her temperament is a problem by the world’s angriest cheeto

me: i’m not like other girls. other girls are ethereal creatures of magic and i am a piece of shit

so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life

Shout out to the boyfriends who unconditionally love their girlfriends while she’s still learning how to love herself. You are appreciated, keepers and rare.