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im going to ✨android hell✨ and taking you with me

@bitchwithaportalhyperfixation

CEO of Wheatley | Member of Gradley gang | Owner of Wheatley blog (no you don't get to know what that is)

FUCK IT, WE’RE REDOING THE PINNED POST AGAIN

  • MY NAME IS BITCH AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME
  • My current pronouns are he/it/they (changes a lot, so check back every now and again)
  • I am a MINOR, the day y’all see a dick on this blog is the day i want you to shoot me
  • I have Autism, ADHD, Anxiety, the list goes on
  • I selfship on main because cringe is dead, watch out for that
  • We’re a system, other system members posting here will be tagged

All of the people that depict Wheatley as this sort of evil mastermind the moment he gets hooked up to the chassis are so funny lol

My brother in christ that robot is just high af and is performing his convoluted discord rp in front of everyone because of it. Embarrassing

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IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

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how does this appear every june

happy halloween :)

J U N E

S P O O K Y

I’m Ready for S P O O K Y.

IT’S NOT EVEN JUNE THIS TIME

WHAT THE FUCK

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Happy Halloween :)

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you've gotta have friends who are older than you, not because you're a dumb kid, but because you'll be terrified of growing up otherwise

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being the oldest person you allow yourself to know will eat holes in your brain and you'll start saying weird stuff

Get a hobby that is intergenerational.  The friendships with people much older and much younger than you will mean that wisdom and ideas are shared among many and not isolated among the few.  

Welp. It’s official. I snapped, folks. It happened. I have officially had the most unironically fucked up week of my life. And everything is falling apart. Hahahaahgaahahahahhashahahagahahahah. Hahah. Fucking. Fuck. Fucj everybtingfkfnfkfjfkfjfkf