i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus
Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?
Much worse.
Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!
It's spreading, evolving--
Modern problems require ancient solutions.
I have given the viruses a stick.
I don't think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they're lying about that for clit
Clout
there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN
things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:
I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”
This is the energy I aspire to.
I love Harry’s potential for range of outfit quality in fanart. Like it’s rare that you get that. You could draw Harry in a complete garbage outfit, like LITERALLY garbage, he found everything in the trash. And then you can draw Harry in the most stunningly dazzlingly cunt-servingly beautiful outfit in the world. And it’s like. Yeah those are both right. Those are Harry to me
You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content
I’ll stop doing when they stop putting chests full of mid-tier armor in the opposite direction of the clearly marked endgoal
That feeling of “oh crap I triggered the plot I wasn’t done fucking around yet”
“Dammit, I thought this was the wrong way and now the plot’s progressing.”
DJ don't kill yourself antidepressing on the beat
my eyes get teary with joy
