@bitch-taco

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

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islandnymph

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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Reblogged

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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savvygooner
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shesfromsaturn

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

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teamnowalls

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

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singingnightowl

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

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laurdlannister-kingslayer

Lord have mercy….

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mf-johnson

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

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effigyofubiquity
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lizzysarai

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

It keeps getting worse.

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e-wifey

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

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goldensweetcheeks

My head hurts…

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lordhams

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

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microtear

IM SCREAMING

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hey-hey-shutthefuckup

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

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chancethereaper

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

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stvckyslvt

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

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awkwardintrovert2004

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

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cyberduckshark

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

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daddyhyperion

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

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katatles-the-fish

what the actual fuck is happening

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emo-scooby-snack-loving-giant

1 is an even number

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andy-the-anon

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

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yeetkey

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

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yeetkey

YOU FORGOT 5

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ozzy-pawsbone-prince-of-barkness

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

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yeetkey

What about it?????

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ozzy-pawsbone-prince-of-barkness

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

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yeetkey

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

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suspicious-sweaters

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

21 days away from 2020, folks.

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

This is art at its finest

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hey-there-princey

one week to 2020 dudes

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suicidal-ginny

I’m so done

Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro

But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there

Zero is a number.

A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.

zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.

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endertrender

zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and i’m not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, it’s 0, you literally just divide it  and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you can’t divide by zero but you can divide zero. 

https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.html Quote from this one “ So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.”

also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.

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mynameismichealwithab

NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.

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bring-us-a-rat

This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it

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eds-my-love

Damn you

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only-a-spoon-full

“Anyone can do math, even gay people”

Bitch, are you sure???

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qackydontus

This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.

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yoshiyoshikage-tira-munchakoopas

Is this fucking number discourse

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qackydontus
Do you have an issue with that?
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yoshiyoshikage-tira-munchakoopas

No but just out of all the things it’s about numbers

Just that it’s weird is all

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qackydontus

The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.

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yoshiyoshikage-tira-munchakoopas

Yeah that’s true

At least the cum soup post was less weird than this

Uhh I’m sorry the what

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yoshiyoshikage-tira-munchakoopas

Oh boy here we go again

How many times have I done this so far

I’ve done this like… three, maybe four times so far

Do you really want to know

You can turn back now

Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I don’t have enough brain cells for this

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majorcurious007

I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and she’s shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!

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cassiopeiathequeen

This is the longest post but yall forgot 6

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lovesickvampire-x

And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.

This post should be illegal

Welcome to the motherfucking internet, get this mess back on my blog, it got better.

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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wethinkwedream

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

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codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

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galvan-in-portland

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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drayaintshit

☝🏾😂

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mrsolodolo24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

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methhomework-deactivated2014032

when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god

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nishlo

is this a macklemore lyric

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gotitforcheap-deactivated201611

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english