Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

like does anyone else still feel the exact same age they were in march 2020 like 90% of the time

Preliminaries No.6: BTVS Bit-cuhs

I love this show. Genuinely one of my tops. Was pleasantly surprised to see the submissions.

One is moving on, the rest are biting the dust (get it? cuz the vampires turn to dust when--)

Faith: Cool smooth lesbian with a murder streak

Willow: Her boyfriend died and so she tried to destroy the world and melted someone's face

Drusilla: She's a bit off--and who can blame her? Tortured by a psychopath.

this is matt berry’s greatest delivery yet

you can’t convince me that this boy did not already own the kit. that he might have had it hanging on his wall in his apartment somewhere. that when he was invited to uncle day he was so ecstatic over the prospect of giving this to roy. of roy enjoying his little joke. just look at his face when roy tells him he loves it. look at it. 

If you could answer this, put your country/state in the tags, and share this it would be appreciated! I'm an ex-homeschooler from Texas and I'm genuinely curious on what people from outside of America think about homeschooling or if it's even a thing elsewhere

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Round 2.3

Jekyllganda

Gentleganda

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

Tom and Jerry Anime Adaptation

Forgiveness

alex newell and j. harrison ghee make history as the first out nonbinary acting winners at the tony awards

if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

me trying to use my abysmal social skills

while I'm blabbering on about chosen I'm coming out as a chosen angel cameo apologist actually. firstly and most obviously it leads to the cookie dough speech which is like a brother to me it fought at my side in the war and i jumped on a grenade to save its life <3 but more specifically I think if you're gonna have one of the big emotional beats be buffy letting go of the failures of her past relationships and giving herself absolution for that and accepting that she has time to figure out who she is and what she wants... it makes sense for her to have that moment with the guy who's where that cycle started. thinking about "when I look into the future all I see is you" vs "I'm not thinking that far ahead. that's kind of the point" AUGH THE CATHARSIS OF IT IS QUITE GOOD ACTUALLY

and I've been thinking about this for a while but the thing that sticks out to me most about this particular parallel is the implication of the "all I see is you" line that at least part of it is about buffy's sheer conviction at that point that she is most likely not going to live past high school (like it's played off as a joke in season 3 that she didn't think too much about college bc she wasn't expecting to survive that long but that is also a genuinely horrifying thought). it's a line that sounds melodramatic but also for buffy I think is very literal bc from her perspective there really isn't anything in her future. she latches onto angel bc this might be the last chance at a relationship she ever gets she literally cannot see any other future for herself bc there's no way out of her destiny. and a thing that sticks out about the cookie dough speech is that there's this, however unconscious, inherent assumption there that this isn't the end. when she says she's not done baking and that someday she will be it's with the unspoken premise that there's going to be time for that to happen. there's going to be time for her. she might not be looking that far ahead but the ahead is there. and after everything she's been through, she knows she's gonna make it

people will say "oh well it doesn't make sense with what's happened in angel season 4" and my friends i am sorry to say i simply do not give a shit. i finished season 4 and immediately forcibly removed all memory of it from my brain and overwrote it with the season 4 rewrite that only exists in my mind. if btvs wants to pretend that ats season 4 never happened then i am right there with it cheers i'll drink to that one bro

ok now im kinda curious