"i need to stop flirting with my exes" says woman who will not be doing that
Nintendo Game Boy Color Magazine Ad (2001) Dazed & Confused Magazine, Issue 77
mcdonalds cashier who told me you liked my cane and then looked me dead in the eyes to say that if anyone gave me shit you'd kill them do you need your dick sucked
also would be incredibly easy to find my main from here so i do want to request that if you followed me here first you ask to follow me on main
my tumblr mutuals can put their fingers in my mouth and call me a good girl. my mutuals can fuck me brainless even
brattiness sounds so fun in theory but in practice i am incapable of it. bad at not being good. if you tell me to be a good girl for you i melt
Anonymous asked:
What 5 things do you like in a girl?
I was told that “each of my fingers” is too vulgar of a response
if you're not willing to listen to my fun facts during sex i! don't! want! it!
After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level
need to quit my job not because im too disabled for it but so that i can sit around looking pretty for someone who will fuck me stupid
also because im too disabled for it. even with a broken rib the last three weeks off workhave been. so much easier than life usually is i am sooo. sorry for disability posting on the horny blog it will happen again
need to quit my job not because im too disabled for it but so that i can sit around looking pretty for someone who will fuck me stupid
thinkin about sleepy cockwarming... all cozy and snuggled up in blankets while they slip inside sooo easy... the warmth between us so so close... them pushing deeper occasionally, me rolling my hips ever so slightly, riling eachother up, but we are soooo eepy we just chuckle and cuddle abt it 💕
girl mutuals who want to kiss and eat cunt & so forth should be paid by the state to go see each other
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Stone fruits do so much for us 💛
it's just nice to be recognized 💙
happy butch appreciation day 💐
is that a large and intimidating hunting knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see moh my god oh it's. it's both. Okay
happy butch appreciation day btw <3