yall waiting for me 2 shut the fuck up about fallout
OK, Sainsburys. We've gone too far with this. https://www.instagram.com/p/Br2oFjJHtCH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z8w9jsvzsrep
#goth and #pastelgoth girlfriends https://www.instagram.com/p/BribxY_Hnei/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1c2cdxao4oziw
making posts about how tumblr is going to die and about how nothing is going to happen
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Anonymous asked:
I feel like your calculations, while detailed and physically sound, aren't accounting enough for sheer chutzpah. Especially when it comes to gnomes.
forces that are far, far more relevant than biological reality when it comes to deciding which races can fuck:
- gnomish chutzpah
- dwarven stubbornness
- elfin patience
- tiefling adaptability
- orcish enthusiasm
- dragonborn sense of adventure
- human lack of self preservation
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new fave insult:
this is a weird hill you’ve chosen to die on, but at least you’re dead.
I have to say if I’d been cut open from navel to ribcage and had my organs rearranged I’d probably still be in a hospital bed a week later, not clambering things and jumping off stairs. Animals recover and adapt amazingly.
Here’s to Bonny. My cat.
kei-akatsuka
Nice to hear that she’s moving about! She seem to be alright beyond the bouncing around and such?
She's great! Scar healing well, she's eating and drinking and everything. Sleeping on husbands lap right now.
Daffodil - New beginnings and rebirth
Been a while since I did some fanart so here’s my all time favorite teifling whomst I love more than anything
Do not steal. Do not repost. Reblogs fine.
I have to say if I'd been cut open from navel to ribcage and had my organs rearranged I'd probably still be in a hospital bed a week later, not clambering things and jumping off stairs. Animals recover and adapt amazingly.
Here's to Bonny. My cat.
i love cats. this is a post about loving cats. i love ‘em. with their lil soft paws and loud purs and nuzzling. great.
Gordon Satterly, 61, from Michigan (L) kisses his husband Richard Brand, 53, from Texas, at the International Gay Rodeo Association’s Rodeo In the Rock party in Little Rock, Arkansas, April 24, 2015. Photo by Lucy Nicholson/Reuters
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I wanna be a cowboy babey
rather than death of the author i subscribe to a critical framework i like to refer to as Schrodinger’s Author where the authors intentions are important except for when i dont like them
Anonymous asked:
I came here to send you hate mail but your gin post changed my mind
Why would you send anyone hate mail, anon? It's a shitty thing to do.
Guess who had GIN
Ask questions!
Too late fuckos, I'm going to the one place that truly appreciates me
BED
This sheet mask makes me look like I’m melting
@assassinoutclassin the goal, the dream, the #aesthetic
assassinoutclassin
Implying you have NOT already done so, I like it
You can’t prove a thing
assassinoutclassin
Who says I intend to?
It is your duty as we are opposing forces in the narrative we inhabit