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People who drink coffee: why did you start?

I don't drink coffee and I've never wanted to, but that's obviously ~not normal~, so I'm curious why most people do start drinking it.

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Additional question: People who don't drink coffee, why?

For me, it's because, as a child, I was incredibly cranky, and as soon as caffeine-free Coke was introduced, Mom had me start drinking that, and, hey, I got a lot less crabby, so that made me want to avoid caffeine. I also never really cared for the smell of coffee, either, so had absolutely no interest in drinking even decaf.

(and yes I am very aware that "it makes me feel better" and "love the way it smells" are top answers in why people do drink it XD)

I was in a Barnes & Noble as a teenager and had a free sample of some kind of espresso thing that was like 90% whipped cream and chocolate syrup in a shot glass. So then I found out I could enjoy coffee provided it wasn't at all like how my parents drink it (with a splash of 2% milk and nothing else), and it really helped me stay up. So basically throughout all of college and law school and my first year of work, I'd have some kind of very sweet latte thing if I was out somewhere and they were available, and black tea when I had to make it myself.

I ended up having to transition to tea full-time once the pandemic hit and I didn't have a way of making my own lattes. So now coffee is REALLY strong for me and I only have it on occasion.

I already have a ridiculous caffeine problem without coffee, so that’s why I haven’t picked it up now, but the reason I never started drinking coffee is that the smell of brewing coffee makes me anxious. Which, I know how weird that sounds, but: my father gets up for work at 3.30am, and has done every morning since I was too young to remember. His coffee pot is on an automatic timer so it starts brewing about three minutes before his alarm goes off.

I grew up in a compact house without the ability to close my door at night. I am also, by nature, a night owl. So when I could smell the coffee brewing, it meant two things: 1) I’d been up way too late and 2) I was about to get caught. So I’d race to put my book away and turn out the light and snuggle down so it looked like I was asleep all in the two-ish minute window between smelling coffee and dad’s alarm going off.

To this day, nearly twenty years later, the unexpected smell of brewing coffee sometimes sets off a panic button in my chest.

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Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

the main difference b/w bi women and lesbians, besides who we are attracted to, is that bi women use dual wield weapons and lesbians use one larger weapon. the dps is about equal but lesbians excel at single target and bi women are good at aoe, so i would suggest having at least one of each in your party for endgame discourse

Meet the Queen of Clubs, the bisexual pride knight! Her armor is engraved with floral designs and in her hands she wields a powerful magic sword made from petals! ♣️⚔️ The Pride Knights Playing Cards, art prints and uncut sheets are now available for pre-order here: prideknights.com ⚔️🌈

[ID: A simple flag, consisting of a deep blue field with an orange star in the center; the star is large and symmetrical, with six spiky, angular arms. All other flags in this post have the same field-and-star motif, just in different colors.] 

I was lying in bed this morning thinking about flags, like you do, in particular the TEDtalk Roman Mars gave about flags, and his praise of the Chicago flag as iconic – among other things, as remixable

The flag above is the state flag of Askazer-Shivadlakia, which is a bit of an in-joke made manifest – out of patriotism I nicked a Chicago star and turned it Askazer orange, putting it on a field of “Shivadh” (Tumblr) blue. 

But the simplicity of the flag also means that, like the Chicago flag, it’s highly remixable. Now, Pride has been a huge deal in Askazer-Shivadlakia since it began there, and now it’s an even bigger deal because they have their first out gay king. 

You want a classic vintage Pride flag from Askazer-Shivadlakia? Boom.  

[ID: The star-and-field motif as above, except the star is rainbow-striped to resemble the Pride flag.]

You want to use the more recent Inclusivity rainbow? BOOM. (I’d put it inside the star but that cuts off most of the black and brown which sorta defeats the point, and I actually love how the orange pops against the rainbow.)

[ID: The star-and-field motif now features the Inclusivity rainbow as the field, with the Askazer-orange star outlined in black against the rainbow.]

Guess what Buck bought for Caleb when he came off tour to visit for Parade weekend? BOOM!

[ID: The star now contains the blue-pink-white motif of the Trans pride flag, outlined in black, against the Inclusivity rainbow as background.]

Oh, the King Consort is bi? BLAM.

[ID: The star now features the pink-purple-blue of the Bisexual Pride flag, set against a field of Shivadh blue.] 

Is that loud enough for Recently Out Eddie Rambler? Fuck if it is! KABLAM. 

[ID: As above the star contains the stripes of the Bisexual Pride flag, now outlined in black and set over the stripes of the rainbow Inclusivity flag.]

Meanwhile, Michaelis is mostly perplexed by the idea of having a sexual identity, but Noah very sweetly gave him a little flag he bought from a school fundraiser, and it’s a nice design so he keeps it in the pen cup on his desk.  

[ID: The field of the flag is the stripes of the Demisexual Pride flag, white-purple-grey; instead of a black triangle at one end the way the Demi Pride flag usually has, the star has been colored black.]

Anyway that was fun. I don’t really anticipate a huge desire, but as Roman Mars mentions, “one hundred percent of people care about flags,” so if anyone else wants to play at remixing there’s an xcf file of the flag here that includes the blue field, orange star, and a “masking” template as an invisible layer. Have pride, have fun. :D

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Oh shit, that’s fantastic! I was a bit irritated by how I was cutting off the top and bottom stripes. Great solution to the problem! (This could work for at least some of the other flags too – like the Trans flag could be pink and blue alternating arms with a white hexagon in the center.) 

[ID: An adaptation of the rainbow-star flag above; instead of horizontal stripes crossing the star, each arm is a separate color, all of which meet in the middle.]

Reblogging for Pride! Nobody wants to miss Pride in Askazer-Shivadlakia.

i love you gender fuckery. i love you men in dresses. i love you happy trails on all genders. i love you hairy women and men who struggle to grow any facial hair. i love you trans people who don't try to pass and nonbinary people who don't know what passing means and those people who can't pass even if they want to. i love you trans men who wear makeup and jewelry and skirts and trans women who wear none of those things. i love you nonbinary people with 'binary' names and pronouns and clothes. i love you drag kings and queens and nonbinary drag performers. i love you women who wear boxers, i love you lingerie under work clothes, i love you women who wear packers, i love you men who tuck. i love you butches and feminine queer men and bears and femmes. i love you genderqueer, i love you nonbinary, i love you transgender, i love you in the closet, i love you still figuring it out, i love you just having fun, i love you

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Portal 3 shouldn’t be about Chell but should be about another guy going through Aperture be it a combine soldier or human survivor or whatever else and GLaDOS is like Is that you rustling around back there. You know, I’ve had a lot of time to think about it. followed by a long unusually heartfelt and vulnerable one-sided conversation with you. And then you reach her chamber and she’s like Oh. You’re not. And then she opens a trapdoor under you and sends you hurtling into the incinerator.