trans women do have an advantage against cis women in sports but its not because of testosterone or whatever its because god loves them more

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

all religion is true but all the different gods are fighting each other so they ignore us

this is like, one version of an idea where reality is the integral across all possible worlds. and the actual world is all the parts that don't cancel out. or something.

Combative Demiurge Pantheism

LGBTQ Jock Showdown Round 4

ADORA DESERVES THIS YOU PIECES OF SHIT

getting good at fighting games is like repeatedly hitting yourself in the penis with a wooden mallet until you can understand the speed and weight of the mallet. then you start hitting other people in the penis with the wooden mallet

enough of this “immortality is a curse” nonsense. “but after millions of years you still have to live another day tomorrow!” yes, and on that day there will be tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwich. sounds like a good deal to me

studied puppy magic and now i can make my nose so wet it can stain an entire blanket in no time flat

HOW TO UNREGISTER FROM NBA DRAFT

I DONT WANT TO PLAY

HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

Watch every Zelink fanartist ignore Link being shorter than Zelda for the second game in a row

Me when I'm in denial

There's something wrong with you people I think

Theyre the same height link is just a master at crouching in such a way that makes him look like hes standing straight up

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

I'm loving all the pro good stink girls on the dash i believe in your beliefs but I'm sorry if I don't smell like lavender and sweets at all times i start tearing down the walls

I'm like jesus on the cross on this website

private investigator with a folder full of pics of you buying deodorant at cvs

It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies

wouldn’t even notice with the shit i got going on

in the tunnels?

mutuals if you don’t come into my render distance soon i am going to despawn

Two people sitting in a tree!

K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

First comes love, then comes marriage,

Then comes the inevitable death of the universe. Every star burned out, remnants of planets left adrift in an infinitely expanding emptiness that is the cold, heartless void of space. Everything destroyed. Even the remote possibility of life in the husk of the universe rapidly dying out as their planetary cores cool. Everything is in an infinite, inescapable darkness. The corpse of a universe grown too old to sustain anything but oppressive cold and unending darkness like a graveyard of dead gods. Nothing is here. Everything is dead. The universe has reached the final act of the grand play of life. Will our bones even exist? Will any remnant of any life? Will our attempts at creating a spacefaring civilization be left adrift in the darkness, a reminder of what could have been? Or will nothing be left to remember about Earth? Nothing but a cold, unending darkness.

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

W H A T

@rogha

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,

Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.

It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.

French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.

Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.

Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.

[Image description: three images. Image 1: tags that read “#me in the back of my head every time i’d like to add swears to high fantasy settings #everything is a minced fucking oath #you can’t even say goodbye bc it’s short for god be with ye”.

Image 2: tags that read “#i was reading a book and there was champagne #and i was like these guys dont even have france”.

Image 3: The “They don’t even have dental” scene from Shrek 2. Shrek looks down at Donkey with a disappointed expression and says: “They don’t even have France.” End description.]

@a-captions-blog

Is promoting a pawn to a queen forcefem

You think women can't be pawns? What, are women too fragile to be sacrifical fodder for the imperial monarchist war machine, too dainty to live and fight and die for the whims of a dispassionate and ineffective royal? Wow, misogynist much 😞

You think women can't be forcefemmed?

here, have the screenshot without the testing baggage:

enjoy your ovipositorial bug woman :)