Avatar

@birtchytreepolice

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

me as a discovery

How can you not include the video?

Avatar

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

Avatar

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

Avatar

thank you @agentliz

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?

PhD group chat

i think you should be able to link your spotify to your tumblr. i want to see the chaos that would cause.

no you don't understand i want to see callouts i want to get asks about why i'm listening to the same song 60 times in a row at 4am like it's anyone's business but my own i want violence i want blood

YES!!! YES VIOLENCE YESSSS ATTACK KILL

as a fantasy writer you can absolutely just…throw away things you don’t like. it’s a fun worldbuilding exercise, actually. you have dragons and magic swords. you are allowed to get rid of ‘women are property’ and ‘being gay is taboo’ and ‘royalty is traced via bloodline’ if you want. just toss it in the trash. bye