self care is also being honest with yourself about your negative habits and mistakes. it’s also taking ownership of your faults and growing from them. self care is diverting from a negative space to a positive one. creating light and balance. blooming. watering your own flowers. being gentle but honest with yourself.
so take care.
if gender is a performance i'm a seven year old's ballet recital
if gender is a performance i'm drunk karaoke in an empty bar
if gender is a performance i'm in the ensemble of a local production of The Music Man
if gender is a performance i'm a white cishet man making his debut at the comedy club's open mic night
if gender is a performance i'm a youtuber's 10 minute ukulele apology video
Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰
“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far
"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"
when i get home from work:
Autism in media: I’m a hyper-intelligent emotionless robot.
Autism in real life: i’m doing this little dance because I want to nonverbally communicate that I enjoyed dinner. anyways, want to hear about skyrim?
Peeing
Again with this
are you mad at me?
Knock it off
Huh, must've been the wind.
Only capitalism could turn unlimited free electricity into a problem.
oh no the poor billionaires may lose a few thousand dollars so the plant doesn't die so sad
I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it
One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.
salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]
lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.
They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭
that is hands down the funniest addition to this post
Shoutout to the bitches that still follow me after I switch up my hyperfixation every 4 months, y'all are the real OGs, here's a king sized candy bar
Ohohohoho!! Allow me!
Curses are actually way easier than money conjuring. This comic is so fake
"... “I’m taking action because I feel desperate,” said U.S. climate scientist Peter Kalmus, who along with several others locked himself to the front door of a JPMorgan Chase building in Los Angeles. A recent report found that the financial giant is the biggest private funder of oil and gas initiatives in the world.
“It’s the 11th hour in terms of Earth breakdown, and I feel terrified for my kids, and terrified for humanity,” Kalmus continued. “World leaders are still expanding the fossil fuel industry as fast as they can, but this is insane. The science clearly indicates that everything we hold dear is at risk, including even civilization itself and the wonderful, beautiful, cosmically precious life on this planet. I actually don’t get how any scientist who understands this could possibly stay on the sidelines at this point.” ..."
Corporate media will not cover the climate crisis.
Great work everybody, hit the showers
so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation
