would love to be in a period drama. wearing those dresses half titty out acting shy
*having sex*
partner: how does that feel?
me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool
my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion
jonahhauerking: the Little Mermaid is out…. 🧜🏾♀️🌊🦀
the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.
*stamps this as peer-reviewed*
the thing about "everyone who can has to work" is just like... how many jobs do you think exist in the world that are actually necessary and contribute to peoples well-being, how many jobs are just Bullshit Jobs that only exist to enforce the flow of capital. do we really need to force people to work in the coal mines or the pulp mills or the thousands of skyscrapers full of insurance banking etc offices or grocery stores and fast food where half the food gets thrown out because no one buys it, or etc etc. i dont think we do!
cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season
what the hell
The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.
De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."
Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."
Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."
Why is Biden in the Republican primary
Got lost
Fucking liberals cry cry cry. Wait until your world gets turned upside down. It will be legendary. 🤣🤣🤣
Hey man, you got any good recommendations for grandma porn?
i wish there were more than 24 hours in a day and beverages were $1 and growing up didn’t hurt so much
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