On one hand the joker movie looks very interesting and might actually be good (albeit gritty with that r-rated content) but y’all know that some wacko fuckboys are gonna come out of the gutters and say how they’re misunderstood just like joker and it’s gonna be like when The Dark Kinight came out and-
holy god its already started
I love that Tolkien took a paragraph aside in Bree, after all the horses were run off, just to let us know that A) Merry’s ponies were going to be fine and B) Mr. Butterbur would not, in the long run, suffer financially by the incident. He understood what was really important.
The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again
i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place
every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well
why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california
Richard Armitage’s voice reblog if you agree
anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.
Thor ghost wrote this
DON’T EVER DISRESPECT MY FAMILY EVER AGAIN.
We have hotter ppl (okay, Gamora is life but still) and EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME WE HAVE FAM DRAMA BUT WOULD DIE FOR EACH OTHER TOO. And we have Peter Parker. You sure don’t wanna make our son sad, do you?
au where pennywise appears in derry, northern ireland instead of derry, maine. IT’s just the derry girls beating the shit out of a clown.
pennywise: heya kiddo. wanna come play with me?
michelle, punching the shit out of him: CATCH YERSEL ON YA WEE FUCKER ILL PLAY WAE YE ALRIGHT
This is NOT cozy. It’s so ominous. No way am I walking down there to meet that looming silhouette.
europeans: oh my GOD we do NOT all speak the same language learn a little about our continent!!!
also europeans from 6 different countries 3 drinks in @ 5 am in the morning in front of the club:
3 drinks at 5am? More like
people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY
Also
Morning after pill is like ~40 at most pharmacies I think? Reblog to save a life lol
Remember also if you’re over a certain weight it wont work at all!
Plan B loses effectiveness at about 165lb and does not appear to work at all for women over 175lb (74kg and 79kg respectively). More information can be found in this article here (x)
So, if you are over 165lb and under 175lb there still is a chance that Plan B will work for you, and it may be worth a try. If the pill will not work for you, you can call Planned Parenthood to find out what your options are, their contact information can be found here (x)
If you find that the pill did not work or it is too late for you to use it, look into places around you that offer ‘plan c’ (mifepristone, or the ‘abortion pill’). When doing this, please be incredibly wary of fake abortion clinics. These are typically called Family Planning Centers, Women’s Health Centers, Pregnancy Crisis Centers or something similar. This video goes over them in a lot better then I could ever hope to (here).
You can get Plan C online here (x) or often at you local Planned Parenthood. The Mayo Clinic has a page on the general risks of abortions here if anyone would like to read it (x) and the National Abortion Federation has a page with commonly asked questions and dispelling the myths here (x).
In the end, you deserve to have your choices respected. You deserve to get the help you need. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise. Do not let anyone disrespect your choice. I hope the information I have provided is helpful to anyone who may need it.
If the links above don’t work, I am going to have them under the read more below, you have a right to information about all the options that you have in regards to your body and your health. Please reblog this so that it can reach anyone who may need this, thank you!
strawberry afternoons by your side where fields of flowers bloom in your sunshine 🍓
s bahn: fährt kurve
ich, mit einem bein auf auf festem s bahn grund stehend, mit dem anderen auf der drehscheibe:
don’t mind me over here reblogging obscure german memes
I mind
Like I’m not even surprised
Happy 73rd Birthday Freddie! 🎂 🎶 Lover of Life, Singer of Songs 🎶 ~ 5th September 1946 ~ “The most important thing, darling, is to live a fabulous life. As long as it’s fabulous, I don’t care how long it is.”
when will this happen to me
reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life
The only celebrity drama I want to know about is the latest way Stuart Semple has roasted Anish Kapoor. Everything else is dumb and none of my business, but the second that pretentious asshole bought Vantablack and said no one else could use it, it became everyone’s business. Stuart Semple has my love and support.
