AAAAAAAAAAA I start using tumblr again cuz my friend sent something and now the Trigun addiction has returned
What’s it like being an AI that nearly passes the Turing test?
Like this:
Is that fur? That looks like some sort of animal fur.
it just offends me ethically that more capes-and-or-cloaks are not butterfly wing shaped. that's a design flaw in the programming of my reality and I need you sleezy ass admins to get on that Sap
***ASAP
(ok so I drank multiple paper cups fulls of Adult Grape Juice before posting this so like. it belongs in the draft folder and should probably be reblogged with one of those 'this is what your brain looks like on wine coolers' YouTube D.A.R.E. ads or whatever their media outreach program has evolved into...)
Gaud this was an absolute pleasure you gem of a human being
gee whiz that is so sweet and affirming! thank you kindly ❤️ never call me a human being again.
Wtf is all this empty space
it always gives me a start when i see a marine biology post talking about geoducks, because every time without fail my brain sputters “THE POKEMON????”
in my defense!
1. GEODUDE is a pokemon who exists
2. AND SO IS THIS COMPLETE FUCK
oh btw GEODUCKS are a species of large burrowing clams
Dictionary.com says they may have originally been named penis clams