oh my god I’m crying with laughter. My idiot sons

everyone please look at my pidgeottos

1:35 AM. 15 April 1912. RMS Titanic. Engine Room.

Seymour it’s heroic that you’re remaining in the engine room to keep the pumps and electricity running. 

I Am Eating The Engineers

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

My family quotes that parable loudly every time another planned housing community on a former floodplain gets inundated with water.

Apparently its going to be a game of some kind, and iwata has been posting some profiles! (Auto translated by twitter)

The only aesthetic decision I disagree with is that even if she's going to be more humanoid, Catherine shouldn't be so skinny. She should still be built a little like basically a gila monster.

Guilty as charged

We're so wacky...

Name: I do not know!

Debut: Sonic Adventure

I just learned about this thing! It’s so cool! I want to show you it!

This is clearly a prisoner, and most likely a ghost. So I will call it Prisoner Ghost because I can’t think of anything better at the moment. But WOW, what a ghost! This is honestly an incredible design! It evokes the stripes of a cartoonish prison suit, except the stripes are disconnected, and are the closest thing to a body this has! It is, however, wearing solid shoes.

And look at those eyes! This is no Eyes-In-A-Void Face, but something like this is arguably even cooler! Just eyes, no surface to house them! Even more unrealistic a beauty standard!

These poor souls are doomed to dance in their cells for eternity and NO, they are not flossing! Their arms are exclusively in front of their torsos at all times. Maybe they are from a dystopia where those who cannot floss are imprisoned, and forced to spend their afterlives embarrassing themselves, repeating the same incorrect dance forever… horrible!

For such a wicked design, these guys are not important whatsoever! They are only present in one small portion of the Red Mountain stage, and I’m gonna let you in on a little something about the “Sonic” character. He is quick! Not only are these ghosts dead and imprisoned, but they are somewhat easy to not even notice while running through the stage. Poor things!

With all the fire and death in this place, and especially the robot monkeys that throw bombs, this place is basically the for real Hell. Maybe these funky dancing skull graves are where the bodies of our beloved ghosts are buried? We really know next to nothing about them! If they’re prisoners in HELL, of all places, maybe they are really some supremely Bad Guys… but also, look at their faceless faces and tell me they are not at the same time delightful!

I hope I turn into one of these when I die! I hope I won’t be an imprisoned ghost though. I will just request to be buried in a ridiculous striped outfit if that’s what it takes!

This would have been a good thing to post around Halloween, huh? Oh well! You get it now! Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Thank you to Sonic the Hedgeblog for being the source of the gifs used! Also shout out to Keith Stack for being the reason I found out about these in the first place!

Literally every creature in this world is beautiful. Yes even mosquitos and worms and sea critters you don't like. Shut up.

Having autism is like

Having ADHD is like

Having both Autism and ADHD is like

people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you

but i raise you

living in water tower

safer (you not gonna die horrid death so easy), not so cursed but still ominous, you are alone bc you are in a tower but you can do groceries no problem, just chilling above everything else

and look at those beauties!! (from Poland <3)

as an american i was very confused by this post until i got to the images because our water towers look like this, which, as you can imagine, is a completey unsexy place to live

this tweet is so fucking funny it makes me wheeze like i'm dying

it’s just one of those croissant days

we love a recovery

youre not gonna believe me if i told but this image actually takes place under water and that isnt even the bunny rabbit you know and love.

i think its a snial

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

I remember breaking into delirious laughter when they pulled the fantastic contraption out of his house. he was going for that status effect build

Happy Gabumon On The Cross Good Friday

Gizmek Inaba, the Hopping Hare of Hakuto

The bnuuy.

The fuck is going on right now

This is such a finely aged post