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LIVE BIG AND DIE

@biolumo / biolumo.tumblr.com

Rare book professional. Some sort of eternally exhausted crustacean. Nonbinary, she/they.
GOOD LUCK

alright i am readyto catch it

toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

here you go little buddy

I'm lactose intolerant but I think I can still have these 2 pints of ice cream, 8 milkshakes, 12 chocolate puddings, 27 bowls of mac n cheese and suck the teat of this cow relatively unharmed

it hurds

I have a final interview tomorrow for a job that realistically is going to go to somebody with a PhD and not little ol’ two-masters-degrees me, but I would still very much appreciate any spare good vibes 😭

Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"

Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"

Nurse: "No."

*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*