NO ONE APPARENTLY HAS MADE GIFS OF THE OP TO KENS RAGE SO ILL TAKE THIS MOMENT TO START SCREAMING WITHOUT THE S OVER HOW MUCH I LOVE JAGIS LOOK IN THAT GAME SOMUCH‼️‼️‼️

LOOKAT HIM I LOVE HIMSSOMUCJ HES MY BABY BOY BABY!!!!!

The Cutter's Prize, by Montague Dawson (1895–1973)

Reading phantom blood (😔) and playing a game called "which blond hokuto no ken antagonist is this dio's expression based on?"

love those “if you feel thirsty then you’re already dehydrated” psa’s that pop up during the summer bc this is all i can think of whenever i hear them

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

This post is about lactose intolerance I can smell it.

Hm. Your interpretation of this character displeases me. Guards! Take them away! Make them read the source material once more, and if that fails, the stocks.

A mechanical failure at a salmon cannery in Alaska results in the world’s biggest and shittiest slot machine pay out.

growing up by the coast means that instead of crows on your roof you get seagulls and it honestly feels much more threatening

these are friends. guys even.

this is a mafia family

bites u but i have abandonment issues so i never let go and am now a permanent ornament to your person

✨male angler fish✨

@marinebiologyshitposts

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’

WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’

WHY IS THIS WORKING

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun

“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”

“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”

“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”

“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water... Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”

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Allow me to elucidate, @a-sour-nectarine

When most people "roll their eyes", they flick their eyes directly upward, usually as far as they comfortably go, then resume looking normally.

When someone who learned the phrase before the behavior does it, they usually go in a circular (ish) motion. Since most eye movements are lines, it's usually pretty triangular: the key points are usually a diagonal up one way, then to the far other side, then to a diagonal low the first way. Thus, the eyes basically make a loop, so they "rolled".

I've found that when people who learned the up-down way first try the circular motion, they might risk motion sickness, so experiment carefully.

the relationship between a person and the native flora and fauna of where they grew up is something that can actually be so personal

how can you tell

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