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Nora, she/her, I reblog things occasionally, header by @ it-started-to-rain

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

I love this part because the gag is she assembled the desk right in front of the door, thereby trapping herself inside the room. In the manga, she just outright says it.

But in the anime, they show her standing up, looking for the exit, realizing her mistake, and going “Well, fuck.”

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*chef’s kiss* character design

kanamori? WHERE’S THE DOOR HOLE?!

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This post is great but unfortunately it’s also missing a crucial part of the scene, where Kanamori, realizing she can’t make it to the door, comes to the logical conclusion

that the only way to get out

is to PUNCH THROUGH THE DAMN WALL

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

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ok i made the . splatoon cookies from that post *WARNING. THIS SHIT TAKES SO FUCKING LONG. GOOD LORD.* PUTTING THEM in the oven now pleas e pray for me that they look good after they’re baked

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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

ay dios mio

Hokkaido x Alolan Vulpix ⭐️ utility hole covers

“Appointed in November 2018 as the leader … of the ‘Hokkaido Aficionado Expedition,’ Alolan Vulpix … was chosen to promote Hokkaido, one of Japan’s snowiest regions”

In case anyone was worried, this is a Nurse Shark, one of the types of sharks that doesn’t need to swim forward to breathe!  It also doesn’t appear to be distressed at all, it seems like it’s just chilling.

More evidence that fish can play.

Trust me, if a nurse shark doesn’t want something done to it, it WILL let you know. Very, very painfully. They don’t bite often, but they WILL bite when provoked and can deal out serious damage.

This shark is, indeed, just chilling.