this is a 100% me, the salty boi.
@Slasher_News is supposed to be parody account, so why is it tweeting true facts? [OWL tweet / fake!Slasher tweet]
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I can feel the heckin hurt
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Fave OWL clips 1 / ? 05.05.18
+5 points to Sado for saving Boombox’s life. +1000 points for style
Me: literally plays 15+ hrs of video games a week, openly talks about love for playing games, considers gaming my #1 favorite hobby
Also me: do not call me a gamer ever in your entire life
meerkat-rhapsody
simba: i ran away from home
timon: that’s so sad pumbaa play hakuna matata
someone: oh you’re bi! but if you had to choose would you choose boy or girl?
me: um don’t be ignorant that’s not how bisexuality works tf
me, internally, without hesitation: girls
Ya girl is going to be a federally funded scientist 😎💸💸💸
The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running.
smitethepatriarchy
Ummmm excuse me but this is fucking brilliant.
Did you just cure imposter syndrome with… spite?
You can cure a LOT with spite.
It’s fucking prison camps holding 1,400 children. that’s fascism.
This is incredibly difficult to look at. I fear this will continue and he will commit even worse crimes against humanity. I believe the UN is sitting on June 27 to discuss the humanitarian aspects of Trumps decisions here.
Glad to see major network coverage of this
So sorry that this isnt snakes but… wow.
I love straight men
kickin-jeans
female traditions
pruane2
its a woman taunt
sempy coming for harold’s crown
Me: “E3 is during pride month that means video games are gay”
Ubisoft: “No matter which gender you pick to be in the new Assassins Creed you can romance men and women”
Naughty Dog: “Ellie from The Last of Us has a girlfriend”
Me: I was just joking but like video game developers giving the gays what we deserve god bless happy pride games are gay