A silent Spider-Man is a terrifying Spider-Man - if he’s not cracking jokes, then it means he’s 100% focused on taking you down. You, a run-of-the-mill two-bit hoodlum, are running for your life from a Spider-Man who has not uttered a single word.
I'm t5t. I'm sorry if you haven't gotten the upgrade yet
t2t over here and BOY is it a lot of work to be this way. had to get a weird download from archive dot org and now i can't turn Microsoft Photo Manager off
That's rough. I've got a friend who is still on t1t and they have to load their gender off a 5.25" floppy disk every morning.
And a couple years back I saw one of the developers of MS-GOS (Microsoft Gender Operating System) at VGF (Vintage Gender Festival) explain how, back in the day, he was working on t0t and had to toggle a gender bootloader into the front panel every day just to have a driver to load the rest of his gender off paper tape.
One of these beauties.
Wait you're not running Linux-based genders?
Look I'm too computer and too gender to just run one.
I've got a KVM with a windows machine, Mac, and two Linux machines. My gender is even more complicated!
Thank the source code you're not one of those txt's out there that think gender is just a VM you can fire up and switch to on a whim because you think it's neat (this is not the same as folks trying out VMs to figure out their gender). Running gender on actual legacy hardware takes courage.
Anonymous asked:
water this, water that, here's a real question: am I wet? are you teasing me enough?
You sent that asks on anon idiot
How am I supposed to know?
Poll time
The results are in
The people agree water is wet
Being a good girl sometimes means voting for a position you don't agree with so that mistress wins
Good girl 💜
Being a bad girl sometimes means voting for a position you don't agree with so mistress bullies you
Get edged idiot
True love is restraining them and riding them while you hold a knife to their throat 🖤
Me me me me me
to the three people (you know who you are) who've been going through my blog and liking/reblogging everything, resulting in well over a hundred notifications:
I will be getting home from work in roughly two hours. if you have any specific requests for the nudes I'm going to send you, lmk before then.
hmm, be careful there. might lead to a pavlov response or operant conditioning from your mutuals :3
oh no, anything but my followers giving me huge amounts of attention and showing me off to all their followers!
I, an exhibitionist with a praise kink, would cum in my pants hate that! 💕
Lmao get attentioned idiot
Y'ALL REBLOGGED ME OVER 150 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT?!?!
It's suck her dick eternity
Suck her dick infernally!?
The interplanar holiday for sucking demongirls' dicks!?!
It's great ik ik
Now get on your knees 💜
*Challenges you to an arm wrestling match and blushes when you grab my hand*
People are more scared being alone at a house in the middle of nowhere, than they’re in a city with millions of people.
Being a social species might have a small part in that
Anonymous asked:
do you speak any languages besides english or are you boring
Fuck off I’m not boring I’m just American. You learn MY language not the other way around EEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The eagles took him
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)
Welcome to my funky apartment, have a look around and feel free to clone stuff to yours, leave me silly sticky notes, scream into the void tube, or stuff anonymous postcards into my mailbox. Just don't repost stuff, that's stealing from people I care about.
you’re fighting your demons i ride mine we’re not the same
You can ride me anytime 💜
you’re fighting your demons i ride mine we’re not the same
You can ride me anytime 💜
