"I prefer not to use the n-word, but does it not smell of nepotism?" -the swedish commentator about Poland... Edward PLS

Our commentator just outlined the whole scandal with a gay guy (reportedly with a much better song) landing in second and there being press announcements written about her winning before the results were even announced

gurl… you don’t deserve to be wearing the lesbian colors this is simply disrespectful 

This

Eurovision >>>>>>>>>> the king's coronation

My favorite thing about the rookie...

...is how Jackson never actually breaks up with anyone. All his boyfriends just disappear after the season finale. Then another cute guy shows up halfway through the next season.

I'm halfway through season 3, actor guy is gone, nurse guy is gone and horse guy just showed up.

Well I found out about the actor dude

…that was a plot twist

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

Had to go to work after experience some of the worst shit of my life. It be do like that sometimes.

with Wesper already being canon in the show, I'd love to see a scene in the Crows spin off where Jesper risks the whole mission to keep Wylan safe and Kaz yells at him something along the lines of "we can't work as a team if you're being distracted by love!" and Jesper would just look him in the face, calm, asking "really? you're the one lecturing me about how love clouds my judgement?".

Can’t wait to see Jespers reaction to the whole "he was Wylan Van Eck and he told them everything,” scene.

Bc unless they both signed off on it beforehand I don’t see it going any other way than him going absolutely feral at Kaz over it. Him being furious at Kaz for getting Wylan hurt like that it just scratches an itch, God.

book wesper is your first pet that you buy and it’s elegant, wise and regal. it’s name is something relating to that of a greek myth and it demonstrates just how strong and independent this animal is and the respect and love you hold for it, this animal would die for you and you would die for it, it makes you understand why certain religions bow down to these creatures and worship them so heavily

show wesper is the rabid cat you found on the side of the road one day and name Keyboard McKeyboardson, will throw themselves out of the five story building if left unsupervised for more than 5 seconds and is one sneeze away from having a heart attack but you will defend that scruffy, violent animal to the ends of the earth and if anyone tried to hurt it you pull a knife-

book wesper: this is reginald, he's a purebred doberman haversham, he cost $2000 and we were on a waiting list for three years to get him

show wesper: these are my babies chonko and fuckass, i found them in a dumpster and i love them more than life itself

How tf is kissed the wrong guy, miscommunication to the max, two if the messiest fucks in the book the purebred pet of the bunch.

I’d say book Wesper is more rescue dog while show Wesper is the stray cat you started leaving the window open for.

love when jesper asked wylan "shouldn't you be in university" my brother in christ shouldn't YOU be in university

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I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

If Jesper and Wylan had a one night stand. And Wylan left in the morning without saying goodbye. And Jesper remembered Wylan bringing him stroopwafels. Did Wylan leave, get stroopwafels, run back and leave them for Jesper before leaving a second time, or did Wylan present Jesper with stroopwafels as part of his seduction game to great success

I have been asking myself the same question since the episode aired

love when jesper asked wylan "shouldn't you be in university" my brother in christ shouldn't YOU be in university

Wylan being shy unless he's about to fuck Jesper is so funny to me lol

"maybe you need a fuller reminder"

"I'm not in a mood for breakfast yet"

boy you know what you're doing. stop acting shy when he flirts with you like you're all innocent.

the mental gymnastics im having trying to explain that season two of shadow and bone was lowkey kinda bad, none of it made any sense and it was super rushed, but at the same time i got to see wylan van eck on my screen and that was enough to make it all better.

But at the sane time it was sort of the best they could do considering the odds of Netflix renewing it for season 3. It tied up most of the loose ends from season 1, gave us Wesper + some other iconic scenes from the later books but they also did a lot of things that made absolutely no sense.

David!! Why?? In the books it’s built up to and earned but in the show it’s just cause like they did in the books I guess. The evil trio?? There were plenty of already established characters they could have used for that. Why whip new people out of thin air?? Another thing is why only eight episodes? With what they were attempting ten to twelve would have been a much more reasonable and allowed for better pacing.

So in short it was all of the fan service with none of the quality. I would have loved to see inej climb a furnace but you can’t have everything I guess

i cant let go. of wesper hookup to coworkers to lovers. and the fact only wylan remembered it. AND THE FACT JESPER REMEMBERED WYLAN ONLY AFTER LANDING ON TOP OF HIM. YOU SLUT. YOU WHORE. YOU HARLOT. and then jesper repeatedly fumbling the bag. i do love it

Also: “have we met before” is so much more authentic queer culture than the standard issue will they won’t they

TOLYA YUL-BATAAR & TAMAR KIR-BATAAR Shadow and Bone, ‘Meet You in the Meadow’.

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