call me holy trinity the way I father a son in his hole n ghost

call me microwave the way i edge her

Have you guys seen the golden cow its pretty cool. probably even cooler than God

not now honey daddy's unleashing his beam attack

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

dear dire

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

these are basically turning into my video diaries

happy fourth of july everybody

Thinking about 13 Latvias again

I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit

I need you all to know that I think about 13 Latvias so much that now every time I meet someone from Latvia I have to resist the urge to ask "which one"

In the Latviaverse this is just a normal map

horny levels are catastrophic rn but i’m being so brave abt it

i think there should be less cgi and more practical effects because it just doesnt make you wanna lick blood from a body or fuck a monster like practical effects do. removing practical effects is removing the most important part of cinema which is sex

It's not gay to suck a guy's dick if he beats you in a video game first. Those are just the rules of being a gamer.

wish i had a bit going where whenever i said "the prophecy" like three of my friends would repeat "the prophecy" in different tones while squinting into the distance and rubbing their chins like sages deep in thought. i would also do this for them, im a team player

bro do you think my hole looks too tight? oh no it does? but you're willing to stretch it out for me? ah thanks man you're the best