fucking losing it at the concept of a reverse Holmes and Watson like there's this genius journalist who goes around solving crimes and writes about how he does it and then there's his useless himbo assistant who does fuck all and just follows him around absolutely out of his mind on cocaine
WOSGHFDHFHDHFHDH
THIS IS IT
MY MAGNUM OPUS
POOL NOODLE AXOLOTLS
(and yes, they are lovers)
I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this:
my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
Baldur's Gate voicelines get stuck in my head, so everytime I pick something up that isn't mine, I mentally go "cursed to put my hands on everything."
When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO COOL. Making creature rigs to help with acting and motion capture whaaaat
did you guys know that octoroks appear in every zelda title except Twilight Princess
I think it'd be very funny if there was a Zelda game where Ganon isn't the big bad, but when you get to the Gerudo area there's a male Gerudo named Ganondorf there. He has zero relevance to the plot. Not any kind of twist where he becomes the villain in the end, or any kind of side quest. He's just there and that knowledge perpetually looms over your head menacingly.
I'm laughing
Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”
Human Beings:
