i am so gentle and kind hearted

and stupid

If depression was a musical

This is a bop

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

Stay awhile

when you realize straight A’s dont really mean anything but you’ve been conditioned to still stress out about that shit anyway 

this post speaks to me on a spiritual level omg

chillin in bed, one titty out, head hurts, life is a mess

“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”

“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.

I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.

“thou cannot have the black death,” the doctor scoffs behind his mask, “you are youthful!”

“marry??” I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.

I hate it when I’m really nice …. And then people are just not that nice ? The audacity