I have bitched a lot but Mr. Mac's dad is very kind. He turned on a showtunes playlist and is talking to me about musicals for our last hour or two of work this weekend. It's very sweet, even if we disagree strongly on JC Superstar.
THERE IS A CONVERSATION IN THE NEXT ROOM ABOUT PLANING A DOOR BECAUSE IT STICKS??
NO WE ARE SELLING THIS HOUSE STOP IT RIGHT NOW
Five hours in and not a can of paint has been opened because, despite having a whole ass convo about how Mr. Mac's dad is a perfectionist and we need to clearly communicate this just needs to be good enough to sell the damn house, we are now filling and sanding every single nail hole and rough patch in the entire house before we start.
Shit I lived with for 13 years suddenly needs to be fixed because his dad said so. 🙄🙄🙄
Me, almost a year ago: Yes! Let's start house hunting! I'm ready to move! But when we sell our house. I'm not doing any of the fixing. We're going to hire somebody to do that.
Me, almost 6 months ago: Yay! Our offer has been accepted. Now we have to get our house ready to sell. We're hiring somebody to do all the fixing and the painting because I hate this shit.
Me, 4 months ago: Okay, we're all moved out now! We can start figuring out what needs six so we can get this place on the market. Remember we have to hire somebody to do all the fixing.
Me, a month ago: I am too overwhelmed to book a handyman to fix things. Mr. Mac, this has to be your responsibility.
Me, 2 weeks ago: Oh, you talk to one handyman and decided it was too expensive? So he's going to fix the two things you don't want to do and we have to do everything else? Great exactly what I said I wanted all along.
Me, this weekend: *gets to spend all weekend painting after a week spent un-caulking and fixing other random shit*😒😒😒
#Mr. Mac's dad is coming to help us which is super nice but my family is not like this so it feels weird#but we found out last night he plans to spend the night#we had TWO guest rooms for 13 years and no one ever stayed so we downsized#now we have 0 guest rooms or even a place to put an air mattress right now#Mr. Mac didn't want to suggest we get his dad a hotel room because he thought it would be weird#so his dad is taking our bed and I get to sleep on the couch#after doing all this shit I've been saying for almost a year I wasn't going to do
Interviewer: So, how would you describe the crewmembers of the Enterprise?
Dr. McCoy: Well, I'd say Captain Kirk is the kind of person who eats two gummy bears at the same time so they don't die alone.
Kirk is an underappreciated angel and you know it.
No offense but where are the male porn bots
the older i get the more sensitive i become to warm genuine words, like wow you really think that kindly of me? hold up, lemme cry
"An endometrial biopsy may be uncomfortable but it should not be painful."
You are a fucking liar who lies.
FYI, this was an actual streetlamp in Wrocław, Poland. Local services removed the overgrowth because apparently nearby people had trouble sleeping with this by their windows.
Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP
But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?
hygienequeen
Ive never laughed so hard at a post
obsessed with this person who decided to hang pics of robert redford and paul newman in their bathroom THEN decided its totally ok for the broker to take pics and list it as is. slay.
I would buy this and leave it exactly as is.
GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022) dir. Rian Johnson
Here's some family holiday complaining.
My Mom has really been disconnecting from family over the last 3-4 years because she's super into her boyfriend the way 16 yr olds are into their boyfriends to the exclusion of all else.
I saw her for a few days in March because her boyfriend now has a friend that lives in NC so they came to visit the friend and she stayed with my brother for a few days and I drove 6 hrs round trip to see her. The last time my mother visited me was 2009, BTW.
I was in PA for 3 days for Christmas. She said we'd do Christmas on the 23rd because that's when her boyfriend could come. Great! Totally cool! He ended up not coming because of the weather. So she made a ham for Christmas on the 23rd, declared it done, wrapped gifts for her boyfriend and then just went to her room? For hours? We ended up making the rest of Christmas dinner because she just didn't come back. We ate hours later than we thought because she didn't tell us she wasn't planning on doing more cooking. We ate in complete silence. We cleared the table but she did unload/reload the dishwasher before she went back to her room so that was nice. I finally called over to her room asking if she wanted to exchange gifts. She came to the living room, we did that, and then she went to bed.
I woke up late on the 24th, which okay, that's my bad. Shortly after I got up, she packed up her car and went to her boyfriend's for the night and said goodbye because she wasn't coming back until after we headed back to NC to see Mr. Mac's family on Christmas Day.
So, that's how much my Mom wants to spend time with me I guess. 🤷♀️
I think we already count as low contact and I think she'll likely just stop talking to me after my grandma passes and probably only see me when she sees my brother because she's always really liked him.
So yeah, I drove 19 hrs round trip in four days and my Mom spent maybe 4 hours with me? I had other people to see but still.
Finally heading home after a week of holiday travel and 21 ish hours in the car. I am not cut out for this anymore.