Today's aesthetic: when a cat decides it's going to make a very difficult or precise jump, spends several minutes examining the problem from all angles and warming up its muscles and minutely adjusting the positions of its paws and such, then proceeds to totally eat shit.
i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept
hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed
I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me
This is Falkor. She glows so magnificently in the daylight we cannot even fathom what she is capable of in the dark.
it’s dangerous to leave your mold spore unattended lest it blows away in a gentle breeze
via edwinchuah.papa on instagram
This is one of the hottest things a man has ever done.
Thing is, the arrow missed. He didn't even need to catch it, but he does anyway and then turns and kills a motherfucker.
r/airplaneears aka the only good subreddit
i’m gonna cry
someone WHAT
Not only should it be law that anything AI generated on the internet should be labelled as such but every website, app, and digital service should have a button I can click that removes any AI from my interactions with that site/service. I don't want your AI assistant I don't want your AI-generated ad copy I don't want this insidious little thing that has crept into so much of the internet that I can be using it without even realising or knowing. If you couldn't be bothered to have a human make it I can't be bothered to look at it sorry bye

OKAY
I SEE YU
Dude if my legs looked like that i would want to show them off too.
imagine if one day all might casually mentions to izuku that kudou and yoichi were a romantic couple and izuku just has to sit down and re-think all those interactions between them and re-evaluate all his perception of romance and how their relationship was so similar to his own relationship with kacchan and that you don’t have to kiss and share crepes to have romantic feelings for someone AND






