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@bikazoo

☆ he/bark ☆ ☆ seth sorenson kinnie ☆ ☆ mostly an art blog☆ ☆ ¿qué horas son, mi corazón?☆

The best part of worldbuilding is making something that sucks. Magic schools with bullshit rules that don't work. Spaceships that are built stupid. My favourite thing to do is to make an inconvenient world that is full of stupid things for boring reasons, and then putting a character int here and making them live with that.

I was about to reblog this like "wow I so agree" and then I checked the username and apparently I posted it.

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HERE HE IS

THE BIG SNEAK

THE GUY

I Am Not Your Asian American Doll: a comic for AAPI Heritage Month 2023

I usually spend a lot of time editing and fine-tuning my comics so that they come across as polite and inoffensive. But honestly, I’m really tired of the way Asian cultures and countries are treated / talked about while Asian people themselves are excluded, and thought it was about time I really let my rage out lol.

id in alt

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I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something

this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally

brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround. he can share the power with others

but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say "dramatic video game cutscene" and then going "got it, mario and luigi."

So today is my last lecture from my Religion and Gender class and I've loved it and there's one thing we talked about that is just sticking in my head, and it's the idea of gender as a performance. And the idea that that's all gender is for anyone. Everyone is performing their gender constantly, in the way they dress, how they carry themselves, all that jazz.

Like I know the idea of gender being a social construct gets talked about, but idk the wording of performance just makes more sense to me. Like yeah, the cis guy really into going to the gym and afraid of looking 'gay' is performing his gender. The cis woman who wears a lot of dresses and grows her hair long and gets acrylic is performing her gender. Like yeah those are the stereotypical 'male' and 'female' but there just as much of a performance as drag queens.

Idk I like it because to me it takes away from the 'x thing is a female thing' and just is like gender can be what you want it to be and it doesn't have to be deeper than you want it to be.

It's just a performance

Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state

This is a terf hate post btw. Y’all are very much the problem here.

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i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

I want everybody who’s calling Ken a Trophy Husband to know that he’s actually a Trophy Boyfriend, because when Ruth Handler invented Ken in the 1960s, she was adamant that he would never marry her and instead be her “handsome steady”, so that Barbie remained a figure of independence for the little girls and was never put in the position of housewife.

Her house is hers. She bought it and furnished it with money she made in her own job. In STEM, in politics, in healthcare, in fashion, in academy, in customer service. Her credit card is in her name (women in the US couldn’t have their own regardless of marital status until 1974). And it’s all pink and fashionable because femininity and badassness aren’t mutually exclusive. No matter who you are, you can be anything.

That’s why Barbie’s slogan is “you can be anything”. Teaching these ideals to little girls is why Barbie was created. Empowering women and empowering femininity is the original meaning of the Barbie doll. It’s not that you have to be all this to be a woman, but if you are all or some of this, you too are awesome.

And somehow pop culture deliberately changed that narrative. Sexualised, bimbofied, and villainised her, when she actually isn’t responsible for the impossible beauty standards — people are, she’s just a stylised, not-to-scale toy like most others.

Men are frothing because he’s just Ken and I guess they were expecting her to be just Barbie, but that’s exactly what Ken is. Canonically. A badass woman’s himbo boyfriend.

This movie has the potential to change the way we collectively see Barbie radically into what Ruth Handler’s intended, I’m so very excited

Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney

He/they collector

Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king

TWO girlfriend kisses

Onscreen mlm kiss

Implied aladarius

a happy ending to the bi/enby couple

A happy ending to the aro/ace character

And

Death to the white Christian puritain

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Fall Out Boy is good because pete wentz was supposed to be the lawyer nepotism baby of all time and then he was like actually I'm going to start a pop punk band with my friend Andy and this freak my 15 year old chauffeur/guitarist/punching bag got into an argument with at a bookstore who he then brought home and asked if we could keep

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@pretty-meris Joe Biden was literally at his parents wedding I MEAN the nepotism baby lawyer of ALL TIME

it is because of Joe Biden we have fall out boy because his parents met campaigning for his senate election.

You haven’t cancelled my student loan debt, but at least you gave me my favorite band.

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Something something domino effect, Joe Bidens political career to That one song in the Bionicles commercial.

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the most devastating part about being transmasc is that I'm not quirky anymore, oh I like memes and playing games? I'm just like every other boys now. who the hell cares. I don't like talking about boyfriends and makeups? so does every men, idiot. cunt.

changing elves from being assholes with a superiority complex and recharacterising them as just sort of weird guys that have an entirely different set of social behaviours to harken back to the days when people thought autistic people were a kind of fae for having odd behaviours. the entire reason why they dont particularly enjoy gatherings of men or dwarves or whatever is because they tend to be loud and the average elven social gathering is just a bunch of them sitting in a room in silence ignoring each other

like theyre still kind of mean but its more of them being blunt and lacking empathy rather than being condescending or purposefully malicious

my elven ass after spending 45 minutes in the pub with my dwarf friends:

I GROW WEARY OF MIMICKING YOUR OBNOXIOUS MANNERISMS TO ACCOMMODATE FOR THIS ENVIRONMENT. I WISH TO RETURN TO MY CHAMBERS TO REST AND SO I MAY PLAY SPLATOON 3 ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH. WE SHALL GATHER AGAIN NEXT HALF MOON AND I SHALL TELL YOU OF MY VICTORIES.

them:

okay man take care

you understand my vision