whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
Penetration, my liege?
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures
Concept Artwork ‘Final Fantasy’ Famicom
Customer: NIER AUTOMATA. VIDEO GAME DMV: 2 BLUNTS 9 SLUTS
Verdict: DENIED
They were cooking with this interpretation actually
Anonymous asked:
Which bear is the most shaped bear ever? My vote is sun bears
While sun bears are indeed ridiculously shaped, we feel polar bears are actually the most shaped bear due to their astounding versatility
Tractor
Giraffe
Slider
Exorcist
A brick of dough
Bowling pin
Rug
Here we fixed it
Tractor
Giraffe
Slider
Exorcist
A brick of dough
Bowling pin
Rug
iplaytolosebitch
Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals
It’s what at the what now?
That sounds terrifying they fight to the death during pon farr
anyone want to go to the bar? it’s Fuck-Or-Die Friday and I wanna do one of those things, doesn’t matter which