Hey wtf why did no one ever tell me Jasper is basically just Sakura from Danganronpa
Glimmer, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my asscheeks keeps alerting Catra
Anyway I’ve seen Endgame twice now and my super controversial opinion is just because a character’s arc didn’t align with your personal head canon doesn’t mean it was ooc
Captain Marvel was so good, like really good, i mean the part where Carol went down on Maria for twenty minutes was almost too much, but other than that yeah overall a really good, good movie
Things in Captain Marvel that strengthened my homosexuality, cured my tinnitus, paid off my student loans:
Carol riding a motorbike through the desert to “I’m Only Happy When It Rains”
Carol confronting the Supreme Intelligence to “Come As You Are”
Carol kicking ass to “I’m Just a Girl”
I’m here to tell you that Diamonds have no sense of humor and can’t flirt
at least they get it.
Jasper fandom culture is never, ever shutting up about Jasper. Even when it’s been over 2 and a half years of zero in-show content, we talk about Jasper. If there is nothing new to say about her, we will repeat the same damn Jasper lore over and over again until it is willed into existence. The mere suggestion that Jasper might reappear in the show sends our jaded minds into a frenzy. And the moment she does finally appear, we spontaneously combust, then go right back to talking about Jasper, but with even more enthusiasm.
Reminder that both rebel and homeworld gems got caught in the corrupting blast so yeah they gonna have some stuff to talk about once they’ve all finished their bath
Hey remember those theories going around about how White was standing so stiff like that because she was holding up Homeworld, well now we know she was just standing like that because objectively and definitively the T Pose is the Perfect Stance
*me stroking Jasper’s hair around her little horns* you’re safe now you’re safe now you’re safe now you’re safe now
I don’t even have anything funny to say because my brain is just screaming JASPER over and over again