Call Me B

twilight eat burgy

Girls will LITERALLY eat burger

Day freaking one brother

Yeah sorry we put your boyfriend in the corner. Yeah, he’s in the spotlight, losing his religion. Yeah he’s trying to keep up with you :/ oh no I’ve said too much

I don't just think kink should be "allowed" at pride, I think we should train a huge pack of those puppy mask dudes to bark at all of the floats that have corporate branding on them

You get it

Taylor Swift mailed me a pipe bomb because I’m gay. I don’t have proof. You just have to believe me.

i do

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

"the time will pass anyways" has truly rocked me to my core since reading it and changed my life.

i just remembered there is always hope and if not there  is always change

a beautiful photo of a rural north american tomato festival (name untranslatable). a wonderful people, although I do not support their government's actions

love my silly post about the tomato festival. sure hope the notes are normal

"you couldnt waterboard that out of me" is one of the funniest things you can say to someone on here. right up there with the "sorry my follower added that to your post" cake. i would literally deactivate forever

i love when the sun feels like a handjob

EVERYONE PRAY FOR OUR BROTHER CHUM NO. 2,719,584 AND WISH HIM A SPEEDY RECOVERY

you have bewitched me body and hole

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

Oh the edible.

Every single person is my enimle

took a nap and Came Back Wrong

sometimes I see things that are so absurdly horny that it circles back around to being sexless you know what I mean

“Don’t you think we should have let the cat out first?”

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it