asbestos my beloved

boys need to be bloody and pathetic more often . they need to be whiny and whimpery and desperate i think.

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

My sister's cat just walked in and spread her toes like this and I have no idea why.

asserting dominance

there's one thing worse than useless cops and it's useless emergency number operators

at least cops have the excuse of being busy or afraid for their lives. the operators are just fucking infuriating when you're in a dangerous situation and they're sitting in an office deciding whether you're REALLY in danger

"he's trying to break down the door? well he's not in the same room with you right now so you're not in immediate danger"

"how do you know he's a danger to himself and others? yes he's a felon with 5 violent offences and a history of suicide attempts who just absconded the premises while crying hysterically but how do you actually know?"

"there's a warrant to arrest him and bring him back to prison? but how does that work? what's 'release conditions'?"

all this heard by me personally btw. protect and serve, susan

he did nothing wrong

theres a new trans organization on my college campus and i went to the first meeting and they had a table with pronoun and pride flag buttons and also jerma??????

can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm

why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore

Happy 10th birthday to this post

Can one of you homestucks explain why in the year of our lord 2017, sollux appeared in my chemical engineering lecture attached to a haemodialyser

Unlike you, Anathema cared enough to fake a smile.

rainbow dash plays against a mysterious new opponent

it is with great pleasure i announce that my old rendition of quiet deviless no longer shows on google