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gnarly
When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone
56blogscrazy
When you ask her where she wants to eat and she actually gives you an answer instead of "it doesn't matter"
plotprincessss
boredbarbara
This right here is the realest shit I’ve ever read
Shittiest Aspects of the Signs
Aries: bossy annoying loud fucks that talk over you
Taurus: argumentative and stubborn assholes
Gemini: never stop fucking talking and are two-faced fuckers
Cancer: cries and whines all the fucking time, victim complex
Leo: full of themselves, attention whores with an inflated ego
Virgo: critical and cruel bitches
Libra: no spine - a total follower / kiss-ass
Scorpio: moody all the fucking time, and really mean
Sagittarius: fucking mean and hot-tempered, never sticks to anything
Capricorn: stressed out and wired all the time - no chill
Aquarius: thinks they're better than everyone, probably has an "indie" blog
Pisces: crazy ass mood swings and just generally fucking nuts