Hey I made a Redbubble
More designs will come soon but in the meantime you should check it out
Not true!
I WANT TO BE A WHOREMONGER!!!
I've given it a lot of thought, and honestly?? no more thinking from now on
Anonymous asked:
Do sharks cuddle?
THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.
many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.
they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.
Anonymous asked:
how much water did u drink today ?
1,000,000,000,000 gigaslurps 😁
dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy
whats grundlous mean
of or pertaining to grundle
Most popular swear words by state in the US
Finally some useful research being done
i won't be convinced this candle wasn't made with shane and ryan in mind
oh you got 2 hours of sleep last night??? should we throw a party???? should we invite narrator fight club??
"my friend from England" "my friend form Ecuador" "my friend from Australia" "my friend from Brazil".. me talking about my mutuals who I've never spoken directly to
obsessed w actors who are obsessed with their own characters like not in a weird “method acting” way or whatever but in a yeah this is my character and this is the novel length backstory i wrote for them in my head and here’s the thought process behind the line i improvised and here’s what i think they did after the ending and whether or not they like olives on their pizza
me: does it always have to be that serious
the part of my brain that controls the imagery, symbolism, and themes department: yes
the autistic struggle of trying to say “please stop talking to me I don’t have the brain power to continue this conversation” without actually saying it
One of the most important aspects to my successful relationship with my partner is us having scripts for this exact thing and honoring the scripts
Elon Musk and Hank Green were having an argument over how Elon Musk is burying Twitter and then this guy cut in:
top 10 screenshots taken right before a Twitter ban
why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that
Thank you for your work soldier 🫡