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bigfootinhawaii

its-queencosgrove

mykicks

The worst part of Pride each year is riding the subway late at night and seeing the gay guys, mostly the ones riding by themselves, slowly take off their rainbow stickers and beads and what-not in preparation for their walk alone in their neighborhood, doing their best to prevent the off-chance of being jumped. I saw one guy with a flag in his bag turn it upside down so it wouldn’t poke out.

So yeah, fuck that heterosexual pride day nonsense.

drarryking

This is the saddest god damn thing I’ve read in awhile, mostly because I literally remember peeling my stickers off on my way home too for this reason

Two years ago in Budapest the organizers didn’t let anyone leave the place until we dropped all the rainbow flags into the trash cans and popped out the balloons, because people were waiting outside the cordons to get and beat us. Sadly the situation was so bad that even without the flags, we couldn’t leave for a good two hours after the event anyway. There were hundreds of people just waiting to be able to get home safely, but we simply couldn’t walk out of the place because of those assholes. In the end, the police made us leave in smaller groups via subway. They closed down the stations closest to ours, so we could avoid running into the people waiting us outside. This was in Budapest, in Europe, 2014. I hate this world we live in.

thisisarebeljyn

And this is why #heterosexualpride makes me so angry.

peujeune

I know this kid who was leaving Pride, trying so badly to rub off the rainbow paint on his cheek because his dad was abusive and didn’t know he was gay or at pride. I was on the bus with him and he was close to tears, he cheek red, and I had my make up bag and there was a packet of wet wipes, so I went up and sat next to him and helped him rub it off. We’ve been best friends ever since.

edourado

Heterosexual pride my ass

sadtastical

This is so fucking important. There are way too many human beings that are so ashamed of who they are because people just can’t accept diversity and it’s so sad. you can’t be fucking butt hurt when people celebrate minorities and people that have been suppressed, rather than groups that are wildly accepted and loved. Don’t try and take away from someone’s fucking happiness. Check. Your. Fucking. Privilege.

erose130

No offense but everyday is heterosexual pride day cause there is no one telling you guys that your way of like is wrong. So please just give us one month to be ourselves and celebrate diversity.

bigfootinhawaii

its-queencosgrove

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i’m pregnant i’m the next virgin mary

bigfootinhawaii

its-queencosgrove

theconcealedweapon

Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.

LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?

Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!

Women: So, does that mean you care about women?

Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!

Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?

Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?

Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

this is accurate

That’s what conservatives sound like. To a fucking letter.

bigfootinhawaii

why the fuck did i do this to myself

About 2 weeks ago, my phone died (like forever died) so in order fo me to be able to communicate with some of my friends, my sister agreed to let me use her iPad. Jump forward and i had been using her iPad while she slept peacefully at her bedtime of 7:45pm and one night my friend Sebastian (fuck you Seb) sent a very nsfw picture of Thanos (you could see his dick) to a groupchat. I screenshotted it to send to my other friend max who isn’t in the groupchat, thinking nothing of it. After i sent it to him, I deleted it from the device’s camera roll so she wouldn’t find it…ever! Little did I know that my 10 year old sister had the google photos app on her iPad (I thought only middle aged people had that app) and would find the picture while scrolling through her camera roll. Being the absolute genius I am, I forgot to check if she had any apps like google photos that save any image uploaded into your camera roll, and keep it even after you delete it from the device’s camera roll. I deleted it from google photos after she had run into my bathroom while I was on the toilet, looking somewhat horrified. I am now writing this post and hoping that her horrible memory, and moral complex work to my advantage. Deargodshebettereitherforgetornottellmyparentsoriwillbeeternallydoomed

bigfootinhawaii

In a situation like this one could turn to the internet and ask ‘What would Emma Chamberlain do?’ but then again, I am most definitely sure that Emma Chamberlain is an only child, and therefore wouldn’t have any sibling to send a hilariously disturbing nude picture of Thanos to.

#thanos

bigfootinhawaii

why the fuck did i do this to myself

About 2 weeks ago, my phone died (like forever died) so in order fo me to be able to communicate with some of my friends, my sister agreed to let me use her iPad. Jump forward and i had been using her iPad while she slept peacefully at her bedtime of 7:45pm and one night my friend Sebastian (fuck you Seb) sent a very nsfw picture of Thanos (you could see his dick) to a groupchat. I screenshotted it to send to my other friend max who isn’t in the groupchat, thinking nothing of it. After i sent it to him, I deleted it from the device’s camera roll so she wouldn’t find it...ever! Little did I know that my 10 year old sister had the google photos app on her iPad (I thought only middle aged people had that app) and would find the picture while scrolling through her camera roll. Being the absolute genius I am, I forgot to check if she had any apps like google photos that save any image uploaded into your camera roll, and keep it even after you delete it from the device’s camera roll. I deleted it from google photos after she had run into my bathroom while I was on the toilet, looking somewhat horrified. I am now writing this post and hoping that her horrible memory, and moral complex work to my advantage. Deargodshebettereitherforgetornottellmyparentsoriwillbeeternallydoomed

#end me #rip me #i want to cry #thanos