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Coming into a fandom late

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

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Accuracy at its best

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

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all of this shit…lol

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

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This gets better every time I see it. 

Being in a dead fandom…

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

The accuracy hurts.

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

This just gets better..

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

Fandom hell in general

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Being in a fandom that actually works together

Why is this so true? All of it.

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

I love this. and it’s gotten better

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

THIS IS A TUMBLR RELIC! ALWAYS REBLOG!

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when the heart of the card responds to your trust just right

PLEASE CAN WE HAVE BAKURA AND MALIK AS YZMA AND KRONK?

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THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. All I need is Grandpa as the guy who breaks Kaiba’s groove.

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“You threw off my groove!”

“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.”

What’s next… Bakura becoming a cat?

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“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”

“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”

What would that make Joey???

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“Kurikurikuri??”

“No nonONONONONONO-”

“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”

THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMFG

Ok just go ahead and redraw the movie scene by scene

So, would the jaguars be Beast-type monsters or Dragon-types?

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“Get them!”

“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?”

“You’re excused.”

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Instead of a giant trampoline, it’s magical cylinder.

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“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!”

“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.”

i hate all 126,000 of you

it just keeps getting better and better. 

Top quality content on my dash

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Would the two guys playing a board game be playing Dungeon Dice Monsters?

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“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.”

“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”

“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…”

Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”

what about the part when Kaiba asks “Why does he even HAVE that lever in the first place?”

‼️OOF CLICK FOR BETTER QUALITY DANG‼️

Saw this text post on tumblr awhile back so I had to draw this 👏👏 Man, Russ thought it would be easy to take care of three kids alone (he was wrong)

he broke out of prison to contribute to this conversation

IM FUCKING SOBBING THIS IS THE GREATEST AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

“Monster Hoards”, a few loot tables to reward brave adventurers. Because, y’know, why would a griffon have gold coins?

If you’d like to see more 5e homebrew, consider supporting me on ko-fi!

Reblogging a past set of tables to make up for my inactivity. School is eating all of my time.

I figured out a simple guide to the alignment chart last night

Lawful: Rules matter more to me than individuals. Chaotic: Individuals matter more to me than rules.

Good: Other people’s well-being is more important than my own. Evil: My own well-being is more important than other people’s.

Neutrals: My opinion of what is more important is determined on a case-by-case basis.

So a Lawful Good character’s guiding moral philosophy might be “I follow the rules because the rules keep people safe, even if they are sometimes inconvenient or harmful to me or other individuals.” A Chaotic Evil character’s guiding moral philosophy would be like “Screw the rules and screw you.”

This is a very succint way of explaining a long post from a few months ago. It is also kind of how it was originally written, and is what I use. No more “Is he chaotic neutral or chaotic evil” questions.

It also makes Evil a playable alignment

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More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign:

  • A sword that inflicts emotional wounds
  • A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring
  • Negative gold pieces
  • A map that is the territory
  • Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer
  • A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don’t feed it, it dies; it’s an obligate carnivore
  • Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type
  • An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks
  • A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin
  • Angry shoes
  • Water of Filling: a draught that once drunk fills you. With bullshit. You can’t speak anything that’s true for 15 minutes.
  • Scroll of Extra Life: a magical scroll that only activates once the one carrying it dies. It hovers over the body and reads: “Continue? Yes/No” and has a countdown of fifteen seconds before disappearing. You have to insert a gold coin onto the back of the scroll before the timer expires to revive the person.
  • Cloak of Minor Levitation: a magical cloak that makes the wearer float exactly ten centimeters above the floor. If the floor were to give out, the wearer falls as usual and smacks into the air, ten centimeters above the ground.

Does anyone else remember an old video game where you were curator of dinosaur museum, and you had to go around collecting bones and assembling skeletons and whenever you would successfully assemble a skeleton the dinosaur would spawn somewhere in the museum and if it was raptor or other big predator it would stalk you through exhibits as you desperately tried to escape running through an endless maze of dark corridors only to be inevitably pounced and devoured, or was that a productive of some ten year old’s fever nightmare? 

If it was it was a shared one

Does anyone know what this game was? I was pretty sure I hadn’t hallucinated it, but I struggle to recall any concrete details

Dinosaur Hunter? I dont remember the hallways and velociraptors but it sounds close

No, definitely not that. It was on PC way back on either Windows 98 or XP. And it was a museum in the shape of an eye… that was definitely the logo of a semi-popular natural education video series.

Hrmm… I may have some googling to do… 

Was it this super creatively named game? https://youtu.be/xJQVGjKu1WM

No, but you’re definitely on the right track! I think it was part of a series of games and that was one of the games the series belonged to, way back when Schoolastic book orders were a thing… That’s not it but I remember that music.

I FOUND THE EYE

Now I just need to find the game

MYSTERY SOLVED

@rjayshylo, apologies, you were quite correct. It *was* Dinosaur Hunter, it’s just that there was another video game released later also titled Dinosaur Hunter. That’s what I get for only checking the first search result! 

game time!

every time you see this post you have to reblog with a different marvel quote (no repeats)

i’ll start: “i’m a god you dull creature!”

“Baskin’ Robbins always finds out, bro.”

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“You! Man who has lain with an A'askavariian!”

“See?! That’s exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody you’re already trying to kill ‘em!”

“Who put the sticks up their butts? That’s just… cruel…”

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“We’re just like Kevin Bacon!”

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“I’m Mary Poppins y’all!”

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.”

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i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

amen!

unironically this

Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings

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Good reference material here.

Those berms would do perfectly on the edges of my irrigation field.

This is my bible. Bye.

Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?

I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent. 

絶対必要な単語。w

Also good ones:

ざけんなよ。 zakenna yo. You gotta be fucking kidding me.

そんなばかな! sonna baka na! That’s ridiculous!

出てけ。 deteke. Leave.

何ってたか、てめえ?特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは300人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか?考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。 nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru. What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead.

thank u

OMG I FOUND IT AGAIN