Comedy Gold

In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance.

I don’t know if this is true or.. Like, having to pay for an ambulance that is taking you to the hospital? That doesn’t make any sense. What kind of distopian world is that?

It costs thousands of dollars to ride in an ambulance

In America some people with chronic health conditions like epilepsy literally have to wear medical IDs that say “don’t call an ambulance/911”. Some well-meaning person calling an ambulance for you will turn into a thousand (or couple thousand) dollars that YOU are on the hook for, even though you didn’t make the call. So, PSA: if you see someone having a seizure, look for a medical ID! You should only call an ambulance if: the person is elderly, pregnant, or the seizure lasts more than 4 minutes. Otherwise, wait for the seizure to pass, then ask the person if they want an ambulance when they regain consciousness.

wtf

Oh my god what. Here in Quebec, if you call an ambulance for something they deem non-emergency, you get a bill later for like $180. But if it’s anything like a loss of consciousness, chest pains, labour, whatever, or if you’re in a public place and a a well-meaning samaritan calls 911, it’s paid for by the government. Seriously, everything about healthcare in the US makes me want to cry.

Imagine a world where you have to wear tags to tell people trying to help you that “It’s ok, don’t try to help, I can’t afford to pay if someone tries to save my life. I’ll just take my chances and hope it’s not life-threatening.”

Trump releases detailed statement on Judge Curiel

Ask the gays

me in an argument about homosexuality 

lmfaooooooo

Facts on facts on facts

How we suppose to sleep at night ?

You vs. The Nigga she reblogs on tumblr with thirsty ass emojis and “papi” on the tags

😭😭😭😭

Yoooooooo

U guys okay?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

😂😂😂😂😂

how a regular nigga sposed to compete with that?

^^^

Eat her pussy and you not a regular nigga no mo

Did that 

and she had another nigga baby

What I do now hm?

Omg 😂

😩😂…

nah im rebloggin for pourin the 40

Will Smith LMFAO

This went wild

It’s too early for me to be laughing this hard

Smhh

I’m in real tears right now

I’m beyond dead

that took a turn that I did not expect……

Its like 4am I’m dying my roommate prolly hates me

Its real out here

OH MY GOD this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while

Lmao “did that and she had another nigga baby” bitches ain’t shit 😂😂

Lmfaoooooooo 😂😂😂😂

Niggas talking bout how do you compete, nigga you go train u level up , better get like Goku and go put in that work

As soon as I see that batman gif I’m gone! One of my favorite post!!!

All of y'all

Trains like Goku only to be like Vegeta….always one step behind these niggas

LMFAO

Vegeta got Bulma tho… He winnin

😂😂😂😂😂

Lmfao. Trust me bro… If she loves you, to her you are the dude on the right and every other guy is the one on the left…

Mingus Reedus

The holy trinity

Oh my GOD

WAIT A MINUTE

Oh my God

@camerakat @fire-at-willl rip

bye how do i become their friend

Smoke weed everyday

wheres that meme with the guy dressed as a flower begging to be peed on, asking 4 a friend

honestly have i talked about how this is the funniest meme ive ever laid eyes on? the one guys worried expression in the second panel contrasting with his friends bewildered one. the ellipsis. the capitalization on “not’. the betrayal. the dawning of realization on the first guys face when he realized he was going to kill this poor man. the unshaved face. the fact flower man is on his knees with his back arched. every aspect of this comic is working together in perfect harmony to make all my time spent on this website well-spent

The extra amount of sad the guy gets from panel three to four, the fact that one gesture calls for fingers and nothing else does, the smaller font in panel one as if he’s trailing off in a whisper but partially also to fit on the page

Tampons are a “luxury item”

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.

I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.

He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.

“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”

His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”

I thought,  You have got to be kidding.

Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.

And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

That’s.., that’s insane.

what the fuck did i just read

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

Undo the Damage of Sitting

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

Me

Finally this meme gets an upgrade from the shit tier.

@mileena-exe

that snare is still shit tier tho :/

White people will turn anything into a casserole

What exactly is a casserole

I still don’t know tbh

Really enjoying the plot tbh

This is literally the greatest thing I have seen all week

BRUH KEVIN HART NEEDS TO BACK THIS UP

Lmfaoooo!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOOOOOO YEOOOOOOOO

I AM FUCKING D E C E A S E D I NEED TO BE RESURRECTED AFTER SEEING THIS FUCKING VIDEO PLEASEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAA

vine exists on an alternate plane of existence where anything goes