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@bigelderlycousin

a bunch of gay shit

‘Cause maybe in that sleepy town He’ll sit one day, the lights are down He’ll see my face and think of how he used to know me

The character BB-8 in Starwars: The Force Awakens is moved by a group of baby chickens wearing green suits. 

The cousin explainer

I always wondered how this witchcraft worked. Great grandmother rattling off this nonsense from time to time and me thinking she’s just making shit up on the spot…

“Removed”? How were they removed? Was there a divorce? TWICE removed?! Is this a southern thing???