Avatar

Andre Tarts

@bigdirtyuncle

Sometimes I pee in the sink
Sometimes I make shitty art
One of these is on this blog

Fuck sweet potatoes

They smell like happiness but they taste like regret

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

Well you’re not wrong

It's where you run for 20 minutes straight while the very sounds that emit from the dark depths of hell emit throughout the gym, if you don't run fast enough before the beep, you're executed on the spot

FUCK I SPILT MY GODDAMN COFFEE SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

-Ghandi

But really the Robocop remake was 0/10 I no like