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I am but a simple gnome

@bigchump1994

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Lost Jimmy Neutron episode where he creates a machine to find God and it leads him to a single grouper in the ocean swimming about a shipwreck. The last shot is him cooking it on a spit and winking at the camera

THE SALE HAS BEGUN! This sale will be running from May 1st to May 21st so I can do some last minute extra saving for an upcoming vacation.

YOUR COMMISSION WILL BE DONE ASAP WITHIN THIS TIME FRAME! As such, I will likely not be taking any commissions with multiple characters or complicated posing, however please feel free to pitch your ideas as I may make some exceptions if I think I can get it done in the time frame.

I take payment through paypal AFTER the commission is complete. Yes, I already know this isn’t the way I should do it, however my mental health does waver and I'm also busy with school and work stuff, so sometimes I am unable to finish a commission. I do it this way so that, in case of that happening, I don’t have to issue a refund.

If you don’t want a commission but would like to support me and art, please check out my ko-fi, my patreon, or tip me right here on tumblr! I appreciate it deeply! If you donate feel free to request a sketch.

For examples of previous commissions, check the #commission tag on this blog!

I will have 2 commission slots open at a time! If you're interested, please contact me here @octdoodles or on my main @arthurhia to inquire.

I shudder to think about the sheer Quantity of pussy I could get if I were transported back to the sixties. I'm watching the intro to the monkeys show which I didn't know that existed before a minute ago and then I learned from my friend Rhia that. The band is from the show which means that those 4 busted British boys. Are the hottest thing they could generate they are they British? I don't know I don't know. Anyway anyway if that's hot in the sixties. I am a fucking descended god from the sky above and tweet.

OK so I was browsing YouTube and YouTube music popped up which I have notifications turned off for YouTube music so I don't know how it was up there. But it said "we have an album for you that you're going to love," and it was Smokey Robinson's gasms, and if you haven't seen it, the cover is this

Which is just fucked but then the 1st song is called gasms. Which? Is, in fact, exactly what you think it's about, but he puts it like a lounge singer would sing it and his eyes like the frozen tundra bore into your soul like some burrowing snake and then every comment is like this

Anyway if you want to listen to gasms here it is

THE SALE HAS BEGUN! This sale will be running from May 1st to May 21st so I can do some last minute extra saving for an upcoming vacation.

YOUR COMMISSION WILL BE DONE ASAP WITHIN THIS TIME FRAME! As such, I will likely not be taking any commissions with multiple characters or complicated posing, however please feel free to pitch your ideas as I may make some exceptions if I think I can get it done in the time frame.

I take payment through paypal AFTER the commission is complete. Yes, I already know this isn’t the way I should do it, however my mental health does waver and I'm also busy with school and work stuff, so sometimes I am unable to finish a commission. I do it this way so that, in case of that happening, I don’t have to issue a refund.

If you don’t want a commission but would like to support me and art, please check out my ko-fi, my patreon, or tip me right here on tumblr! I deeply appreciate it as my funds are quite low at the moment. If you donate feel free to request a sketch.

For examples of previous commissions, check the #commission tag on this blog!

I will have 2 commission slots open at a time! If you're interested, please contact me here @octdoodles or on my main @arthurhia to inquire.

There's something about the like. Sense of rivalry you have with that one post that blew up on an otherwise forgotten sideblog however many years ago that pulls way more notes than whatever's on your main. This has got to be what Solid Snake felt like learning Solidus was president, right. That shithead is doing what.

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You guys know how to travel in a car with your canes, right? You know where to put them so they don’t kill you in an accident? You’re not just holding them on your lap?

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For the record they go under your feet or under the seat. That’s the safest place for them except the trunk. Pls don’t let your mobility aid kill you in a freak accident

I’ve been driving with my cane wrong the entire time 😃

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If this post saves even just one (1) person from ending up with a broken jaw/face/windshield I will be happy tbh

Nobody deserves to have to deal with maxillofacial surgeons or worse…. auto glass repair shops

Girl I have complexes that make apartment seem simple