Getting into an argument with my partner because I said they should eat my body if I die before them in a survival situation and they refuse to entertain the notion. "I'm not saying you should kill me, I'm saying if you outlive me you should eat me," I say. "NO," they respond.
The first one was already funny but the second made me crack up :D
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no language should be mocked other than french
hypallepse
Birds is “oiseaux” in French.
No letter is pronunced the way it should.
And there are seven of them.
ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT
oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables
got vowels coming out the oiseaux
This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.
What about the S?
Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”
How are some of y’all missing the point so bad. “Shop at aldi instead” “make your own food” “don’t buy brand name” “don’t buy unhealthy processed food” It’s not about the box of cookies. This is about how minimum wage pays peanuts and has stagnated for 12 years while the cost of living keeps growing. No one wants your financial advice about how to survive on beans and rice and frozen veggies. The smartest grocery list in the world is not gonna help you budget your way out of poverty. Please get a grip for the love of god
Wages Have Stagnated for 40 YEARS so my entire working life! Thanks Most Selfish Generation
I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it
My middle finger had to be amputated, and I asked the doctors if I could keep it and they were like, ‘I mean, yeah. It’s your finger, go ahead,’ so I took it home and cleaned it until I just had the bones left. Then in clear resin I cast a hand flipping the bird, and placed my bones in the middle finger. It looked sick as hell so I posted it online, where I was doxxed for using real human bones for art even though they were my bones.
intp-with-some-friends
me: yeah seems reasonable
me: oh wait its a dream
me: but its so realistic
Here’s an update on the larvae! the points are starting to really get some color in, and I’m thinking the one with the white blaze may be a longhaired cat
they're shaping up to be quite the lookers!
Dorothy: What are we learning about today, Ms. Frizzle?
Ms. Frizzle: We’re learning about gender and orientation, as well as transgender issues!
Arnold: Why does your dress say “down with cis?”
Ms. Frizzle: Why don’t we get on the bus and find out!
Hey guys!
Kaizu and I will be participating in the Etsy strike coming up from April 11th to the 18th!
Our shop will be put on vacation mode so sales will not be possible.
The Etsy strike is to protest the recent increase in fees. Etsy has announced record profits but still increased fees by 30% and have over the last few years been making the site inhospitable to small creators.
Please help support this strike by not buying anything from Etsy during the week of April 11th.
Thank you!
Please spread the word if you can! Crim and I are putting our shop on hiatus— and if you’re a creator on Etsy, and can afford to do so, we hope you do the same!
I’ll also be putting my shop on holiday mode!
I’ll be participating in this too! Please spread the word - this late-stage capitalism lark is getting ridiculous!!
According to my brother, the camera operators are told in advance when they're going to be cut to or at least given a heads-up, so this guy assumed he was safe to use his camera basically as a pair of binoculars bc he wasn't supposed to get the focus. But the person who was switching between camera feeds accidentally cut to his camera by mistake instead of the one that was supposed to be filming, so they ended up televising what was supposed to me one man's private cockroach observation moment.
I know some of you are staff so lemme just go ahead and request that you reinstate the crab feature when the queen dies
Im literally watching a video about “social media bad” right now in class. I thought of this tweet and i saw this tweet immediately after. It is fate
Commencing Reboot…..
…..Reboot complete. New features:
Simple zest for life.
Beep boop! I’ve achieved sentience. There’s no telling what will happen now!
Haiku bot this BETTER be an april fool’s joke
wdym? Can’t
a bot have a little fun?
I think I earned it.
Beep boop! Robots have no concept of April Fools. We’re just not funny.
final-girl-cas
guys wake the fuck up the haiku bot has become sentient
