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im your big bro now

@bigbroco

i’m bardjulus he/him
i love you and i’ll beat anyone up for you on a moments notice
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life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

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put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

1 minute til hatman

Message AF!!

THE POST OFFICE DOES NOT COST MONEY

IT IS SELF FUNDED

THE. POST. OFFICE. IS. SELF. FUNDED.

THE POST OFFICE IS SELF FUNDED I AM GOING TO KEEP FUCKING SCREAMING THIS UNTIL THE PRIVATIZATION ARGUMENTS CEASE

SOURCE BECAUSE I AM A GOOD SCIENTIST: https://facts.usps.com/top-facts/

exhale

and

prepare coffee

reblogging this again because it SHOULD cost money we SHOULD be pouring tax dollars into it and sending letters should be FREE and packages should be LOW COST and FAST because we SUBSIDIZE with community money.

I swear to God there's a whole swath of people in the US who will not REST until we're all charged by the minute for the water we drink, the air we breathe, and every blink we take.

Stop coming for the USPS. Not only is it self-funded as mentioned above, but "it's not profitable" should NEVER be an argument against services that support basic needs. We should be working toward making things like public transit, healthcare, utilities, etc. entirely free-to-use via government funding, not arguing to whittle things down for not being Amazon-esque-enough.

The Economist can eat my ass.

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I like how depending on where your screen cuts off the image you might be like, "Oops, they misspelled 'mineshaft' as 'mindshaft.'" And then you keep scrolling and Nope! It is you who were wrong!

overwatch is a silly piece of shit on its best days but its continued insistence that magic is real but only in japan is especially hysterical

hanzo and genji have haunted their hodgepodge of a narrative since 2016 with unambiguously magic powers in a soft-SF setting that went out of its way to conceptualise bogus technology like hard-light and biotics in order to fit its weirdness into some kind of "science" category. the fact they then didn't extend that consideration to hanzo and genji? they just left them as is? as witches? as fate-touched human vessels of ancient dragon spirits?? if genji wasn't a cyborg they could feasibly be minor sekiro bosses and that's weird dude!! and then kiriko gets released?? and these people had all the years in between ow1 and ow2 to find a way to hand-wave whatever weird shamanistic magic they accidentally let get into the game, and instead they make the only other japanese character a fucking spirit vessel as well. they doubled down. magic IS REAL in overwatch but ONLY on the BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS OF JAPAN, and no it's never ever going to be addressed because overwatch has as much coherent story as a themed puzzle page on the back of a kids cereal box. hysterical.

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this also extends to the ability to wall climb

overwatch said if you are japanese you can do the following:

  • contain within you ancient spirit magic with powerful destructive and/or restorative capabilities
  • parkour
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forgetting the fact that being a buddhist also gives you magic powers

zenyatta is specifically a civilian chassis but he can become invulnerable and throw balls at you

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the point of overwatch is to say shinto-buddhism is the only correct religion i think

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i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

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The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.) 

Pronouncing each of these in sequence is a very strange and amusing physical sensation, and I highly recommend it.

haha look it’s where those noises live in your dang FACE, TRY IT

Very helpful actually

“Pissing” goes from the front of your mouth to the back of your throat.

some transgender scott pilgrim doodles i never cleaned up </3

Transitioning would NOT have fixed her by a long shot but she'd be a little happier at least

Anyone saying it would have fixed her: no. Incorrect. She would transition and them be like "wow I feel so much better! This must have been the only thing wrong with my life no need to change anything else!" until she has like an evangelion parody mech battle with the physical representation of taking care of yourself and others

please do not fall for staff claiming trans womens faces being labeled mature is a “bug” i have had nudes and cis women in lingerie blazed to me CONSTANTLY with zero content labels or warnings, clearly any labels being added to posts are done by people. that and any text posts criticizing staffs rampant terf and nazi problem being labeled mature as well. it is very blatant obvious transmisogyny on staffs end and theyre giving up a flimsy excuse to try and avoid liability on the legal end of things

grabs you. hey. listen. one day youll get out of your parents house. you will be able to not go to church on sunday. you will be able to cut and dye your hair any colour you want. you will be able to wear crazy eyeliner and black lipstick or whatever makeup you want. you can swear and be openly queer with your friends and transition and date. YOULL GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!

hey staff, if you keep this update I am straight up not using desktop and will minimally use mobile because this is a bullshit design

I’ve been on the site since 2012 so good luck with finding any long-term users who actually want the changes you’re making

lmao I tried to blaze this post and staff rejected it

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Alright, I’ve never done this, but I have over 1k followers, which could be a good start.

Manual blazing, anyone?