Meanwhile In Chinatown
My, my… to what do I owe the pleasure for the Sabbat Grandbishop visiting our fine court? Have you come to finally scrape off all the splattered sea slugs you’ve dotted my ceiling with the last time you visited me?
Oh you didn’t like them? I deeply apologize my Cathayan compatriot, I just thought it would fit with the rest of your humble abode. After all it’s hard to not see how a rotting slug wouldn’t fit with the rest of your “unique” interior design, Ancestress.
Ah that is true how rude of me to not appreciate a gift from you. It would be like as if a mother denied a bundle of twigs slathered in pig excrement as a Mother’s Day gift, after all I’m sure you made it to the best of your ability and capital.
Listen here you bundle of tentacles with legs I’m only here for one thing and one thing only. Did you put that damned radiator in my haven, knowing full well I would accidentally get my swollen member caught in between the blazing hot steel cylinders? Searing my baby-arm-holding-an-apple like a cheap panini sandwich? And do not lie to me ghost person, I saw that it was made in Japan.
Japan!? My, my… has getting cancelled on twitter not taught you anything? I am Chinese, not Japanese and even then how would the origin of my country and the birthplace of some cheap heating equipment correlate to me placing it in your filthy creepy and wet home? That if I would add lacks any feng shuei. No be gone with you unless you want me to write up another fallout post and get you removed from you beloved tumblr.
Not so fast there, Mingus.
First of all: it’s pronounced Fang shooey
Second of all: yes it would be quite insensitive of me to consider that, especially after I’ve started giving Racism Insensitivity Training to the young shovel heads but I couldn’t help but notice that just down the road here a new factory had just opened up. A radiator factory nonetheless. Now it would be silly to assume you would be behind this tragedy, especially with some piece of outdated heating equipment being all the way from china. After all it’s not like we’re that close to the Middle Kingdom are we?
…Where are you going with this Kin-Jin…
Oh nowhere really… I’m just gonna stop by that little factory which I recently found out changed it’s name to JAPAN
Ugh fine it’s true Cainite. We rebranded one of our many fronts into being called Japan for the irony of producing USA goods labeled under Japan. But I can assure you that we were not behind this attack of your home. We merely sold it to an anonymous client to that even we do not know of. And unless you wish to be turned into a radiator yourself I suggest you leave now.