Planet Codex: due to its fragile ecosystem, landing here is strictly prohibited.
Shepard in the Mako:
something that annoyed me as a kid and still annoys me today is when people in shows or books or whatever would say "it's not bragging if you can actually do it!" because no. that's false. it's ONLY bragging if you can actually do it. if you can't that's just called lying.
why does this sound like lush era mitski
The couple also had their cats names put on their gravestone. I'm glad they included Speedy.
[ID: a closeup of the bottom right corner of a gravestone. Engraved is an image of a spider, and the name, “Speedy.” / end ID]
I want to see the whole thing!
Here's the entire side.
Source: daughterofchaos
trying to explain what iPods are to a knight
Now imagine this divine alabaster tablet, emblazoned with the image of the apple of eden, of which houses a small inconceivable bard who will recite to you any limerick or hymn you so wish to enjoy at any time or occasion
We interrupt your spoiler fanart with a BIG MOOD Cal sketch for the entirety of Jedi: Survivor
Looking through your Ao3 bookmarks and seeing that little “This has been deleted, sorry!” is like finding a gravestone, but the writing’s too worn down to read what it was standing for anymore.
What were you, Bookmark #336… What stories did you tell? Which words were it that once left a mark on my soul? *touches my laptop screen like it’s text from an ancient ruin*
Cowabummer.
Was thinking the other day about how inquisition was probably allowed at least one “fuck” since it’s rated M and was wondering who they gave it to, since most characters tend to throw around “shit” but not much else.
Then I realized,, Dorian got the fuck.
Deserved.
who needs reality shows when you have Ceiling Bug Drama
brushing my teeth watching a gnat bumble around on the ceiling somehow juuust barely avoiding the bathroom spider's web each time while the spider is visibly trembling in frustration
i liked the mental image of this
Images I would insist on cutting from a script as “It’s laying it on a bit too thick don’t you think?”
jesus christ varric
"Hey Varric why didn't your brother fuck?"
"Why don't you fuck?"
