i’m dying squirtle

@bidoof / bidoof.tumblr.com

30/m/fl cis/het he/him

bidoof’s law #2: suck my fucking dick

people on this site usually: don’t sexualize characters from shows and games for little kids or else little kids will have to see gross porn of their favorite characters when they google them!!!

people on this site this week for some reason: oh fuck what if peach from mario had big balloon boobs and dressed like a bondage slave and was extremely sexually aggressive

god coalchella was epic

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i’m ready for coalchella

Yoshi’s voice actor’s real voice, restored by slowing down his voice samples by 50%.

this is surreal. this is distressing. Mortal ears were never meant to hear the sounds of Final Yoshi…