A compilation post of things in a sort of similar vein and trail of thought.
it’s safe to say i think about this video at least four times a day, i can quote almost the whole thing from memory
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
aegyohowlter
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH OMG
crazephantrash
I don’t know why I find this so funny
thegoodshipotp
I can’t decide if the original (below) or the parody (above) is funnier.
taste in men quiz but most of the options are really really bad
loveee people going “i don’t know who any of these guys are” as if that was the main issue…
e-mirus-deactivated20210604
I am once again asking you to watch freakazoid
Thinkin about how Aperture Science and Black Mesa exist in the same universe, while somehow being on the exact opposite ends of the “evil mad science” spectrum…
Like, Black Mesa is out here in a secret desert research/military base, war profiteering, and developing nuclear weaponry, and sacrificing moral integrity for monetary gain. Looking like Victor Frankenstein like “we knew full well getting everybody killed was a possibility, but fuck dude, we could have made just SO much dosh if it had worked fam.”
Meanwhile Aperture is squirreled away in their little goblin hidey-hole making edible fiberglass, and infinitely tileable construction systems, and sentient fuel pre-heaters (okay well that one’s not canon anymore, but still!) and just fucking stumbling into world changing inventions. Straight up out here lookin like Dr. Doofenshmirtz going “Hee hee hoo hoo~! What if we glued a propellor to a rat~!? Now we have flying rats! We use them to hold our test tubes in exchange for little cubes of cheeeese~!”
And somehow these two companies not only exist in the same universe, but are, in fact, actively competing brands somehow. Like, genuinely, how even? Besides teleportation technology, what could these two companies POSSIBLY have that has market overlap? Black Mesa is a Bond villain, Aperture are saturday morning cartoon baddies… and apparently they hate each other.
And honestly? I’m here for it.
everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test
"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please
Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years
You know what? Fuck you (Istanbuls your Constantinople)
cartesian duelist
perdviv-deactivated20211109
ah, the heart of descartes
having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me
Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal
both kinds?
…there’s two?
hang on let me google something real quick
we should all implode and die forever actually
My tits mmmm so large and heavy with knowledge
st-pam
Oh my gods they’re adorable! Have a nice day at work, Employment Jelly
can’t risk it, will always reblog