What kind of loser jumps AND pops LOL
What kind of loser is born in wedlock AND planned LOL
Can you make a post about jopping please
Done.
Medici Madonna - Michaelangelo (1531) // Katya Zamolodchikova with fan (2015)
this won't happen because the average age of tumblr users isn't 14 anymore but i really wish there was a fandom mass hysteria en par with the onceler thing where literally every person on this website becomes manically obsessed with one character from some random kids movie im talking fanart fic im talking the return of ask blogs ask-bango ask-dark-bango ask-swagngo ask-homestuck-bango and tumblr hq rushes to monetize on the avalanche of bango adjacent yet not copyrighted memes and references they release water bottles stickers t shirts sweatpants tea cozies stationery bathtubs a candle line but by the time the production process is complete on this cash cow bango is already cringe. no one is posting about him anymore he's a pariah he's in dnis he's been removed from everyone's kinlist so tumblr is just sitting on warehouses and warehouses of unsellable merch no one will touch it so they have no choice but to cram it all into one tall room scrooge mcduck style and that's when they cryogenically unfreeze david karp and they bring him to the room and he looks upon this landfill of bango merch and is forced to reckon with what's become of his legacy but he doesn't notice tumblr staff hq sneaking out the room behind him and they lock the door and they take the key and they melt it down and add to the batch being manufactured into a line of collector's spoons referencing the current popular meme (pygmy marmoset seinfeld)
if you have grown out pit hair dont forget to clean it too in the shower unless youre taller than me then dont Who said that who goes there
this is the only good star wars interview
hayden is drinking some juice
Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore
Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):
Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax
Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*
ken is just like me fr he has no actual sense of identity or a career he is just alive to be silly and have a fun time and be in love with barbie. he's just some guy. sooo true of him.
genuinely thought this was about kendall roy to begin with
The hot new trend for summer 2023 will be ‘blokecore’
#blokette






