how is this so true .

i knew before i reblogged where “run away with me” would be

bare essentals

He’s a minamilist

Where’s all his inside stuff

Didn’t need it

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

Oh crap!!!!

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

im watching spongebob squarepants and havin a lot of trouble figuring out if this episode is deliberately gay or if it was purely accidental that they made an episode where squidward develops a full-on crush on his new neighbour because they both play wind instruments

omg they’re painting pictures of each other….need me a freak like that

fellas is it gay to admire another fish’s interior decoration 🤔

this is more dramatic than the entirety of the fault in our stars

by Imitation Lobster

why are his shoes on the wrong feet?

this kid just can’t catch a break

june has had enough

june strikes again

upgrade 

Amazing

there is only one winner

new sunchip

what flavor?

Yeah

SLUR?????

My man said “boomer” with the hard “R”.

Sup, my Booma

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

S L U R?????

Where can i find these shirts??

I found some here!

Energy.

Bitches will say “gimme another kiss” after being kissed 84848284 times.. it’s me, I’m bitches

911 I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER.

fuck it up mary!!!!!