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2020 has officially been the longest and shortest year I feel like I've dissociated through the entire thing my soul is still in april

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you’re laughing. one of the most prominent and very openly homophobic members of hungary’s christian democratic party had to resign after he got caught by police while trying to flee from a quarantine-breaking “corona safe” 25 man gay orgy in brussels by trying to climb down the drainpipe butt ass naked with ecstasy in his backpack and you’re laughing. and so am i bitch this is hysterical

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yeah bc violent internalized homophobia is so fucking funny right?

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no what’s funny is this 60 year old fascist nazi had two options 1) wait for the police, give a statement and go home or 2) rush to the window dick and balls out, climb out, go along the drain and then attempt to slide down the pipe like a fireman and be a naked old man in the street where anyone could see and guess which one he chose

2020 has been like:

  • January
  • February
  • March
  • March
  • March
  • March
  • March
  • March
  • March
  • March
  • March
  • March
  • March
  • March
  • March
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  • Ap-
  • Junly
  • Augsepoctob…Halloween
  • Destiel
  • December