seeing your own posts on your dash

Cops to white people:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

that is a courageous little girl

Definitely a headliner. Fall crazy in love with Lindsay when You’re The Worst premieres Sept 9 at 10:30PM on FXX.

person: “oh my gosh you have to listen to this song”

me: *listen’s to song*

me:

What is this

Wat

When your parents ask you to do chores:

me on my death bed: ……dame más gasolina

cop: where were you last night? shakira: at home sleeping shakira’s hips: she was at the club where the murder took place shakira: son of a

me to all my haters 

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

The only man I’ll chase after

Respect the hustle

Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade

Me: