ESTÁS LLORANDO

Being poor makes you so crazy. I've never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that's microwave safe, and I've been microwaving everything in all of god's creation in that thing. Hang on a second.

I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It's always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.

my boyfriend gets really high and falls asleep and i start playing silent hill ambient music to send him to The Dimension

LET ME TELL Y’ALL WHY THIS IS THE BEST WILLIAM AFTON LOOK EVER

The thing is, he looks normal. Which is a good thing. He looks like the kinda guy that looks almost too normal not to be suspicious. He’s not some over the top villain or looks excessively evil or malicious at first glance. Which is brilliant, because if he did no child ever would approach him let alone follow him into his little murder room. He’s approachable. No kid is gonna look at this guy and think “oh he wants to murder me”. No, they’re gonna see some old guy who probably wants to hand them extra faztokens and pat their little naïve heads and send them on their way. This take on ol’ willy the purple people stabber is subtle enough to be a passable member of society but juuuuuuuuuuuust off enough to where the hair on the back of your arms stand up when he’s around, and that’s only if you know what to look for or already know his reputation.

Kira!

I talk a lot about how I like Death Note for a person who doesn’t really talk about Death Note so, have a Mikami and a shadow-Light. I would hate almost everyone in this series if I met them in real life, it’s great and I’ll finish it someday.

Lawlight soulmate AU more like Lawlight stalemate AU. Whatever

long hair on a man is the worlds most powerful aphrodisiac

girls when they see the most stressed out, anxious, pent up man riddled with grief: i need him

friends

if you try looking for a post using the tumblr search function it will never show up. but you know what will? a reader x character fic